steve109 43 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 you should have had the cheque by now.... promise i wont cum in your mouth just keep going...... sorry but it was a computer error...... [selling a car] il ring you later..... this dog kills everthing...... [wedding vows] til death us do part..... not tonight dear, i have a migrane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 and the best one of all .I DONT TELL LIES.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 One of the best one's woman must get sick of hearing from lads is: "I won't cum in your mouth"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Coming from a woman. "Oh I don't usually do this on first dates - slurp chomp chomp" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 my alarm didnt go off I'm only going out for a quiet pint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 " Im single " " well were seeing each other but it isnt serious " " I wont try anything on honest " Lying feckers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 " Im single " " well were seeing each other but it isnt serious " " I wont try anything on honest " Lying feckers! no, honestly its good for your skin,its better than face cream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
raspme 0 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Im just popping out for a hour darl ! (2 days later) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 " Im single " " well were seeing each other but it isnt serious " " I wont try anything on honest " Lying feckers! no, honestly its good for your skin,its better than face cream Um no comment :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
midnight walker 8 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 i promise i will respect you in the morning :whistle: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Size really does'nt matter :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Size really does'nt matter :whistle: Spot on LB :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 "Your not fat.... your cuddly" "I love you" 'No your bum does'nt look big in that' :whistle: "no i would'nt cheat on you, i've never cheated on anybody' 'I have only had one or two lovers befor you' God will someone shut me up i'm giving too much away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 iv been swimming :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
midnight walker 8 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 your my first[usaly means the first that night] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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