FastDogz 155 Posted January 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 I HAVENT FAILED IVE JUST FOUND TEN THOUSAND WAYS THAT WONT WORK.... IF YOU LOVE SOMBODY LET THEM GO... IF THEY RETURN THEY WERE ALWAYS ..IF THEY DONT THEY NEVER WERE...........................sorry about that lads... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 I HAVENT FAILED IVE JUST FOUND TEN THOUSAND WAYS THAT WONT WORK.... IF YOU LOVE SOMBODY LET THEM GO... IF THEY RETURN THEY WERE ALWAYS ..IF THEY DONT THEY NEVER WERE...........................sorry about that lads... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jacob 28 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 if you lay down with dogs you get fleas. theres many a slip between a cup and a lip. life isnt a dress rehearsal . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mell 1 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 remember a turkey is just for christmas and not for life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 once you,ve got it up keep it up :whistle: once you,ve got it up keep it up :whistle: no man is an island unless his name is madagasscar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 My very personal favourite, and one which I use quite a lot while at work: "Poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 A dog is for life -not just Friday night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 (edited) . Edited January 16, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 " If you catch a weasel asleep.........piss in its earhole" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 854 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 I would be everything in life that I ever wanted to be, if I could be half as what my little boy thinks I am. The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Sir Winston Churchill Sex is like a game of bridge! If you don't have a good partner - you'd better have a good hand! - Peter Kay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,738 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 "Keep your friends close,.and your enemies closer...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 honestly i will pay you back(heard that once or twice) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 "don't use that f**king language to your f**king mother in this f**king house" (my dad, after i told mum to piss off) "Being undecided...it's dangerous. And I'll give you a perfect example: people with mullets, that's indecision. 'Do I want it long? Do I want it short? I just can't take a stand.' I guess there's a lot of indecisive people in Canada if you know what I mean." "Do you want a message?......Do you want a message?.....Kill your local rapist...but torture him first...then serve him to one of your enemies for dinner...I'll cook" "Everytime I see the spice girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes" "War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left" "Don't drink when you're sick ... and don't get sick when you drink. Advice for the kids." "Living is the best revenge." "You can't save someone from drowning if you're treading water yourself." all from Eddie Vedder, my hero. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 "Dont piss down my back & tell me its raining"-Josey Wales "Never wipe your arse with a broken beer bottle"-JOEB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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