sayings and quotes

[Billyborder 0]

Its Black o'er Bills Mothers (Its going to chuck it down)

[Billyborder 0]

Everything But The Squeak ( What you eat off a pig)

 

Firkle About (Search for something)

 

Go To The Foot Of Our Stairs ( exclamation)

 

Guts For Garters (my dad used to say that a lot to me)

 

Do You Come From Bardney (really have to be a yellow belly from lincs to understand that one - said to someone if they leave a door open)

 

I've got loads of Lincolnshire ones being a true yellow belly!

[FastDogz 155]

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best......classic..........

I said this :thumbs-up: Agreed!

[Yokel Matt 918]

'Second place is first place loser'

 

'you're only as old as the boy you feel'

 

'Money never sleeps'

 

'Why can't fund managers beat the S&P 500.... because they're sheep... and sheep get slaughtered.'

 

'You look like the kind of guy who'd f**k a man in the ass and not even give him the god damned common cutrisy of a reach around'

[mapreader 5]

and my favourite saying just popped back into my head:

 

"you can't polish a turd"

 

 

Would rather that saying had not appeared hot on the heels of my post but...IF THE CAP FITS...WEAR IT..

[mussells 0]

""" you cant make a silk purse from a nanny goats foreskin"""

 

"""poke it with a stick,if it smells leave it alone!"""

 

"ruff as a badgers foreskin"

 

to an older person who know it all "i bet you remember when cows week was called calfs week!!"