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Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

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And neither will beating about the bush..go on-get in there   It is very clear that she is wet for you and you are too embarrased to commit yourself.   Just thought I would take it upon myself t

Get your facts right mate its clearly a Nissan Micra....   I have proof   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agoR0YHqVew        

Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

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Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

Weather!!! :doh: .............an excuse for old age i'm afraid..... :yes:

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Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

Weather!!! :doh: .............an excuse for old age i'm afraid..... :yes:

 

I'm only 33, you cheeky git.. :laugh:

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Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

Weather!!! :doh: .............an excuse for old age i'm afraid..... :yes:

 

I'm only 33, you cheeky git.. :laugh:

FFS are you.........must have been some f*****g paper round then........ :laugh:

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Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

Weather!!! :doh: .............an excuse for old age i'm afraid..... :yes:

 

I'm only 33, you cheeky git.. :laugh:

FFS are you.........must have been some f*****g paper round then........ :laugh:

 

 

Thats what all those years on your hands and knees does to you...

FTB

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Fanny inspector... :whistling::laugh:

 

Ex self employed plasterer, currently awaiting the next in a line of knee operations before I can decide what trade to take up.

 

you got a f****d knee aswell malt.its murder eh.especially in this weather.i still got the pins in mine from when i snapped my knee cap completely in half. :o

 

Got a pair of f****d ones mate.. :yes::( I know what you mean about the weather too.. :yes::thumbs:

Weather!!! :doh: .............an excuse for old age i'm afraid..... :yes:

 

I'm only 33, you cheeky git.. :laugh:

FFS are you.........must have been some f*****g paper round then........ :laugh:

 

That line's even older than me, I've only ever heard it said by the over 50s.. :hmm::laugh:

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Upland researcher.

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Upland researcher/ Uphill gardener.......same difference.... :whistling:

 

Run my own Game farm in the summer and do Fencing the rest of the year... :thumbs:

all that and still sign on? you greedy man. :thumbdown:

Hey if i didn't do that then how would my cleaner, butler,chaffuer and gardener get paid.............. :hmm:

 

The cleaner and butler are both his mam as he is still a virgin who lives at home :whistling: The chauffeur is also his mam or sometimes whoever just happened to pick him up in the car park :laugh: :laugh:

i've seen lab and his "chauffer" (his mum) crusing round in a done up corsa blasting happy hardcore tunes out.

 

Get your facts right mate its clearly a Nissan Micra....

 

I have proofwhistling.gif

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agoR0YHqVew

 

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i drive all the farm machinary on the farm i work and do the mechanical repair have done this since 1985 when i left the 22snd battalion royal marines Dcomp.

 

 

 

paul

 

22snd battalion royal marines ............ hmmmmmmmm I think not !!!

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Upland researcher.

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Upland researcher/ Uphill gardener.......same difference.... :whistling:

 

Run my own Game farm in the summer and do Fencing the rest of the year... :thumbs:

all that and still sign on? you greedy man. :thumbdown:

Hey if i didn't do that then how would my cleaner, butler,chaffuer and gardener get paid.............. :hmm:

 

The cleaner and butler are both his mam as he is still a virgin who lives at home :whistling: The chauffeur is also his mam or sometimes whoever just happened to pick him up in the car park :laugh: :laugh:

i've seen lab and his "chauffer" (his mum) crusing round in a done up corsa blasting happy hardcore tunes out.

 

Get your facts right mate its clearly a Nissan Micra....

 

I have proofwhistling.gif

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agoR0YHqVew

 

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THATS HIM :thumbs:

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