superfurryanimal 91 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) AUDITIONING the finger puppets. BASTING the tuna. BEATING the beaver. BUFFING the beaver. BUTTERING the muff. CHECKING for squirrels. CHECKING the oil. CLUBBING the clam. DIALING 'O' on the little pink telephone. DUNKING the doughtnut. EXCAVATING the tunnel of love. EXERCISING the negotiator. EXPLORING the bush. EXPLORING the deep south. FLICKING the switch. FROSTING the muffin of love. GETTING the last pickle out of the jar. GLAZING the doughnut. GOING ON A self-guided boat tour of the jar. GROPING the grotto. HAVING A WANDER through no mans land. IMPEACHING president obama. ITCHING the ditch. JUICING the sluice. LATHERING up old mossyface. MAKING panty pudding. MAKING the kitty purr. MISTRESSBATION. MOISTENING the oyster. PARTING the red sea. PERRSUING the yellow pages. PLAYING A SOLO on the fur-trimmed accordion. PREHEATING the oven. ROCKING the little man boat. SENDING muffin morse code. SHAKING the dew off the lilly. SLAMMIING the clam. SWEEPING the chimney. SORTING the mail. STIRRING the cauldron. SRUMMING the banjo. TESTING the battery. TESTING the plumbing. TICKLING your fancy. TIPTOEING through the two lips. UNCLOGGING the drain . UNWRAPPING the gift box. WORSHIPPING NATURE'S tufted treasure. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited January 30, 2011 by superfurryanimal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 this will get pulled lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 and i thought i was crude.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ned Makim 116 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Masturdation? Nice work Einstein. Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
metallica fish 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Im glad you posted that, it will come in handy for life... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I thought flicking the bean would of been up there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I thought flicking the bean would of been up there. ..and strumming the beef curtains.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 havin a wank -- simple as :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 i always thought of the lady bits as the royal mail,,,the last woman's i had a look at she had flaps like post office saddle bags paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 When i'm strumming my banjo, it really is a banjo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
metallica fish 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I thought flicking the bean would of been up there. +1 first one that i thought of Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Feeding the horse and flicking the bean I thought would of made the top ten Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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