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[Guest MOLLY]

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going

to the toilet.

 

 

Guy says " I think she,s nice "

Guys mate " well nip over and give her "the patter "

Guy "the patter ? "

Guys mate " aye "the patter "

Guy " I don't know any "patter" I've never found it easy to talk to

girls "

Guys Mate " Fu*ks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello and she

will say hello"

Then say "it's a nice day isn,t it"

Then she will say " Yes it is "

Then you say " but not half as nice as you ! "

Then she will say " Oh thank you "

Then "the patter" will just flow*

 

Guys Mate " look there she coming back out , go and give it a go "

 

So nervously off he goes re- running "the patter" in his head

 

He walks up and says " Hello "

She says " Hello "

He says " It,s a nice day isn,t it ? "

She says " Yes it is "

He says " but not half as nice as you "

She says " Oh thank you "

 

Few seconds of uneasy silence.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he says.................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" Been for a shite then ? "

 

MOLL.

[Guest JOEB]

..........and I had such a nice image of that girl in my head then Moll

J

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spot on

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NICE ONE

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