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Man walks past a pub and sees a sign: 'Pies 50p. Wanks £1.00.'

 

He can't believe his luck. He goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid. He asks her "Are you the one that gives the wanks?"

 

"Yes" She replies.

 

"Well wash your f***ing hands, i want a pie!"

 

 

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