collie/grey 238 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 A little girl is in the park with her mum and she saw two people having sex on a bench The girl asked her mum what they were doing, she replied 'making cakes' Next day the girl says to her mum ' i saw you and daddy making cakes on the sofa last night'. Mum says ' how do you know'? The girl replied 'cos i licked the icing off the cusions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' In a survey of why men like blow jobs, heres the results: 2% loved the feeling 3% liked the thrill and 95% just loved the f*****g silence!!!! What gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked? A seatbelt you pervert, buckle up and pass it on! A teacher asked her class for a three syllable word. Johnny said '' masturbate''. Teacher said ''that's a mouthful''. 'no' said johnny, '' you're thinking of a blowjob!'' I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy.........But the postman told me to get the f**k out the post box! Sex is evil. Sex is class. Whip me baby. Spank my ass. 69er, doggy style. f**k me baby. Make me smile. So if you want me in the sack, lick your lips and mail me back! :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Cheers fastdogz. Us lasses need to get some jokes up about these fellas ey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Wow with jokes like that i tought you was a fella A women after my own heart Damright :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 FastDogz said: Wow with jokes like that i tought you was a fella A women after my own heart Damright :thumbs-up: Well um, my fella sent these to me But i found them funny, so i thought i'd share em anyway! Im a ladette, not a laydee....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 collie/grey said: FastDogz said: Wow with jokes like that i tought you was a fella A women after my own heart Damright :thumbs-up: Well um, my fella sent these to me But i found them funny, so i thought i'd share em anyway! Im a ladette, not a laydee....... feckinell do you two play rugby as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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FastDogz 155 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 jacob said: collie/grey said: FastDogz said: Wow with jokes like that i tought you was a fella A women after my own heart Damright :thumbs-up: Well um, my fella sent these to me But i found them funny, so i thought i'd share em anyway! Im a ladette, not a laydee....... feckinell do you two play rugby as well No but used to be on a pool/darts team if that helps - and me has a 180 trohpy in darts (well the ex still has it) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 FastDogz said: jacob said: collie/grey said: FastDogz said: Wow with jokes like that i tought you was a fella A women after my own heart Damright :thumbs-up: Well um, my fella sent these to me But i found them funny, so i thought i'd share em anyway! Im a ladette, not a laydee....... feckinell do you two play rugby as well No but used to be on a pool/darts team if that helps - and me has a 180 trohpy in darts (well the ex still has it) at least i know why your mate wanted to castrate her dog ,its a revenge thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ANWL 0 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Well..For christmas the Mr's told me she would like something that went from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds....................so i bought the fat feck a pair of scales..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 as this plane was crashing this woman jumps up and starts ripping her clothes off ..and shouts if iam going to die i want to die feeling like a woman....is there anybody man enough to sort me out........the this chap jumps up and starts taking his shirt of and then shouts ME.......and says iron this.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 ANWL said: Well..For christmas the Mr's told me she would like something that went from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds....................so i bought the fat feck a pair of scales..... i just told my mrs that one,she aint happy shes on a diet jacob said: ANWL said: Well..For christmas the Mr's told me she would like something that went from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds....................so i bought the fat feck a pair of scales..... i just told my mrs that one,she aint happy shes on a diet :clapper: its feckin funny on ere tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 snoopdog said: as this plane was crashing this woman jumps up and starts ripping her clothes off ..and shouts if iam going to die i want to die feeling like a woman....is there anybody man enough to sort me out........the this chap jumps up and starts taking his shirt of and then shouts ME.......and says iron this.... Only you could bring up planes crashing when i have a sever phobia Funny though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Man wakes from a coma and starts screaming.....''doctor doctor,I cant feel my legs,thats cause we ampitated your hands last tuesday'',replied the doc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 why do they name hurricaines after women............................. ..because when they come there wet and wild ...and when they go they take the house the car the lot... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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