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living in suffolk myself i think its a bit out the way of my everyday rounds, :laugh::laugh: unless you want to pay for my travel :laugh:

 

you just stay where you are molecatcher,it takes a proper man to work the hills of the north , we don,t want to have to send out the fell rescue for a soft southern woosie cos his girly hands are cold :laugh:

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living in suffolk myself i think its a bit out the way of my everyday rounds, :laugh::laugh: unless you want to pay for my travel :laugh:

 

you just stay where you are molecatcher,it takes a proper man to work the hills of the north , we don,t want to have to send out the fell rescue for a soft southern woosie cos his girly hands are cold :laugh:

ARE but like the charlies moles are bigger here in east anglia

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you just stay where you are molecatcher,it takes a proper man to work the hills of the north , we don,t want to have to send out the fell rescue for a soft southern woosie cos his girly hands are cold :laugh:

 

Moley let me educate you on a suffolk mole catchers tradition. We have on our hands 8fingers and 2 thumbs. within the first few traps we would have caught our 10 moles,( unlike some around the country) now with a little incision with the penknife we have enough room inside the mole for our fingers( and with the larger male mole for our thumbs) thus you have a nice set of warm fingers.WORD OF WARNING dont go picking your nose after the moles have been removed as the stink can upset ones delicate stomache.

 

 

as for the north south devide on real men and us boys from darn sarf not being able to work the hills, well what can i say? i thought all northeners had a slight lean to their stance making them lean forward was because they wanted to get there nose as far away from the smell of the rest of their body ( being real men and not knowing what deoderant is for) but, thanks to moley i now know the thruth... its because they spend all their time on the hills because their woman folk are so fecking UGLY.......................... :laugh:

 

 

 

ps...NO MOLES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

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you just stay where you are molecatcher,it takes a proper man to work the hills of the north , we don,t want to have to send out the fell rescue for a soft southern woosie cos his girly hands are cold :laugh:

 

Moley let me educate you on a suffolk mole catchers tradition. We have on our hands 8fingers and 2 thumbs. within the first few traps we would have caught our 10 moles,( unlike some around the country) now with a little incision with the penknife we have enough room inside the mole for our fingers( and with the larger male mole for our thumbs) thus you have a nice set of warm fingers.WORD OF WARNING dont go picking your nose after the moles have been removed as the stink can upset ones delicate stomache.

 

 

as for the north south devide on real men and us boys from darn sarf not being able to work the hills, well what can i say? i thought all northeners had a slight lean to their stance making them lean forward was because they wanted to get there nose as far away from the smell of the rest of their body ( being real men and not knowing what deoderant is for) but, thanks to moley i now know the thruth... its because they spend all their time on the hills because their woman folk are so fecking UGLY.......................... :laugh:

 

 

unfortuatley , your right about everything B)

ps...NO MOLES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

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Hi NANDO, I controlled moles in Northumberland for many years, mostly around Otterburn and Elson, got most of my permission for working my dogs through this , I know some lads in the Hexham area if that helps, pm me if you need their names or any gen

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