christian71 3,187 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I staying at a smart London hotel found a card in the telephone box offering sexual services.Back at the hotel i called the number. A lady with a silky soft voice asks if she could be of any help. "I'd like a blow job,a straight shag,a bit of doggy-style, a few minutes of anal, and finish of with a tit wank.- is that OK? The lady replied would you like to dial 9 for an outside line sir. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) My grandad said to me. "Its going to be a f*****g nightmare.this winter with the flu outbreak". i said tell me something i dnt know. he repiled."your nans arse can take my whole fist"! Im also sick to f*****g death of getting phone calls and text messages and emails after my dog savaged a paki to death. FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!! Edited January 25, 2011 by scothunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,479 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 My grandad said to me. "Its going to be a f*****g nightmare.this winter with the flu outbreak". i said tell me something i dnt know. he repiled."your nans arse can take my whole fist"! Im also sick to f*****g death of getting phone calls and text messages and emails after my dog savaged a paki to death. FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!! there my gaffs you cheeky ncut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) My grandad said to me. "Its going to be a f*****g nightmare.this winter with the flu outbreak". i said tell me something i dnt know. he repiled."your nans arse can take my whole fist"! Im also sick to f*****g death of getting phone calls and text messages and emails after my dog savaged a paki to death. FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!! there my gaffs you cheeky ncut sorry bud lol my [bANNED TEXT] text them to me the nite Edited January 26, 2011 by scothunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samblack11 0 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 lol,so funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 i think Andy Gray and Richard Keys should both be sacked after their ignorant,sexist comments on tv.sky should set an example and give their jobs to female presenters ! ..................................preferabaly ones with big tits !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
77 si 21 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 My grandad said to me. "Its going to be a f*****g nightmare.this winter with the flu outbreak". i said tell me something i dnt know. he repiled."your nans arse can take my whole fist"! Im also sick to f*****g death of getting phone calls and text messages and emails after my dog savaged a paki to death. FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!! BRILLIANT :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Kids know far too much these days. Today in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls imitating the doggy position, I bent forward & told her "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that" She scowled and replied, "I don't think so dickhead. He's doing her up the arse"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 kate middleton asked the queen for advice on a long succesfull marriage. she replied, "wear a seatbelt,and dont piss me off"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hogs head 19 Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Kids know far too much these days. Today in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls imitating the doggy position, I bent forward & told her "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that" She scowled and replied, "I don't think so dickhead. He's doing her up the arse"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Kids know far too much these days. Today in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls imitating the doggy position, I bent forward & told her "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that" She scowled and replied, "I don't think so dickhead. He's doing her up the arse"! My english teacher told me that my grammar is shxt. I said ,"Well your grandads a cxnt!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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