Imminent FAC Inspection

[Snelly 0]

Hi,

 

I have got the Firearms Officer visiting on Monday to approve my storage arrangements and collect copies of permisssion letters relative to my FAC application which is in process.

 

Does anyone have any tips for me? Questions he might ask? Pitfalls to be aware of? Things to avoid saying? I am aware that most of this will be common sense but want to make sure this goes according to plan so any assistance is most welcome.

 

Cheers,

 

 

Snelly

[Yokel Matt 918]

Hide the mags of Gung n' Ammo and Readers Wives.

 

It will be quite relaxed i expect so don't worry. Questions may be effective range of weapon, ensuring you have a safe backstop, not shooting where you can't see, quarry id, house secutity (window locks, front door type and lock) but i doubt he'll bother. He'll just want to see that you're a sensible bloke... tidy up, get the kettle on and a pack of hob-nobs... jobs a goodun.

[bigadg 5]

you need the kettle on and the wife walking around with her tits out.

job sorted.

stu

[Guest Nightwalker]

Hi,

 

I have got the Firearms Officer visiting on Monday to approve my storage arrangements and collect copies of permisssion letters relative to my FAC application which is in process.

 

Does anyone have any tips for me? Questions he might ask? Pitfalls to be aware of? Things to avoid saying? I am aware that most of this will be common sense but want to make sure this goes according to plan so any assistance is most welcome.

 

Cheers,

 

 

Snelly

 

Offer him a line of coke when he arrives to get him nice and relaxed and tell him that once you have got your ticket you will be happy to help 'disapear' any local scrotes he or his colleagues may be having problems with, that ought to do it!

[Snelly 0]

you need the kettle on and the wife walking around with her tits out.

job sorted.

stu

 

 

A cuppa is fine but my semi naked beloved would just make the poor chap jealous!

 

 

Offer him a line of coke when he arrives to get him nice and relaxed and tell him that once you have got your ticket you will be happy to help 'disapear' any local scrotes he or his colleagues may be having problems with, that ought to do it!

 

A fantastic suggestion but I packed in class A's when I reached thirty a few years ago. Special occasions only from now one.

 

Thanks for the excellent idea though.

Edited January 18, 2007 by Snelly

[Guest Nightwalker]

you need the kettle on and the wife walking around with her tits out.

job sorted.

stu

 

 

A cuppa is fine but my semi naked beloved would just make the poor chap jealous!

 

 

Offer him a line of coke when he arrives to get him nice and relaxed and tell him that once you have got your ticket you will be happy to help 'disapear' any local scrotes he or his colleagues may be having problems with, that ought to do it!

 

A fantastic suggestion but I packed in class A's when I reached thirty a few years ago. Special occasions only from now one.

 

Thanks for the excellent idea though.

 

 

Thanks mate, glad to be of help. I was going to add that he is likely to be particularly impressed if you meet him at the door in full combat gear (those coppers love a uniform) and make sure you show him your collection of Nazi memorabilia and also make sure he knows that you always take your Largactil exactly as the psychiatrist tells you to! Cheers again. N.