mushroom 12,690 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Who seriously gives a fec??? are you that insecure in your own sexuality that you feel worried :laugh: just let it be know that the touchy feely stuff bothers you and ask them to wait till you all finish lamping........ before they take you by force and go in dry :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AL BUNDY 45 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 id just be telling them straight keep there gay shit for the house yea its the touchy feely shit whilst being in my precence, that would piss me off aswell. i would end up strangling one or maybe the two of them if they started that carry on in my company what you trying to say .you,d gag them and shag them and leave them for dead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Just make sure when you come home from a nights hard lamping with your bent pals that you fart and hold your wifes head under the covers...to remind yourself that your all man. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cookie 2 8 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 cut story short lads, few month back met up with couple lads whos into dogs and do lots of lampin and stuff anyway been out few times with them now and every time were out, there bit touchy feelin towards each other at first thoughtthey were f,,ckin around but tonight they told me they been with each other 4 over a year, dont think i could go out again with them what would u do take some vaseline and join in no one will know lol. only jokin gays dont bother me just if they started getting off with each other it would make me feel uncomfortable.like the lad said just tell them your straight they should be allright Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,690 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 cut story short lads, few month back met up with couple lads whos into dogs and do lots of lampin and stuff anyway been out few times with them now and every time were out, there bit touchy feelin towards each other at first thoughtthey were f,,ckin around but tonight they told me they been with each other 4 over a year, dont think i could go out again with them what would u do take some vaseline and join in no one will know lol. only jokin gays dont bother me just if they started getting off with each other it would make me feel uncomfortable.like the lad said just tell them your straight they should be allright :thumbs: Me brothers a shirtlifter coldnae give a fec, wouldn't take him lamping though he might get muddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samstorm 34 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 I took a couple of gay lads dout with me lamping, and I didn't find it a problem, until one of the lads (Cecil) wanted a shit :stinker: Off he went for crap, 2 mins later he was screaming out load "I've had a baby" "I've had a baby" I ran over to the bush to see what the f..k was happening, asked him to let my see what the fuss was about, having carefully inspected the pile of crap, I started pissing myself laughing I said you silly c..t, you've shit on top of a frog That made my fecking eyes water with laughter. Fecking class like hahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Onan 6 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 It only hurts the forst time mate,give it a go,you may even like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 give mick1212 a pm off here,ive heard hes a bit of a sausage jockey,it might stop him stalking me,the big gay fecker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 before they take you by force and go in dry :kiss: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdan 11 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) cut story short lads, few month back met up with couple lads whos into dogs and do lots of lampin and stuff anyway been out few times with them now and every time were out, there bit touchy feelin towards each other at first thoughtthey were f,,ckin around but tonight they told me they been with each other 4 over a year, dont think i could go out again with them what would u do take some vaseline and join in no one will know lol. only jokin gays dont bother me just if they started getting off with each other it would make me feel uncomfortable.like the lad said just tell them your straight they should be allright thing is [bANNED TEXT] iv told them im not like that ,lookin at these blokes u would never think there like that :kiss: , i will carry on lampin with them but no funny stuff,im out tonight with them should be fun Edited January 22, 2011 by bigdan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMART DOG 340 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 cut story short lads, few month back met up with couple lads whos into dogs and do lots of lampin and stuff anyway been out few times with them now and every time were out, there bit touchy feelin towards each other at first thoughtthey were f,,ckin around but tonight they told me they been with each other 4 over a year, dont think i could go out again with them what would u do take some vaseline and join in no one will know lol. only jokin gays dont bother me just if they started getting off with each other it would make me feel uncomfortable.like the lad said just tell them your straight they should be allright thing is [bANNED TEXT] iv told them im not like that ,lookin at these blokes u would never think there like that :kiss: , i will carry on lampin with them but no funny stuff,im out tonight with them should be fun hahahahaha good luck tonight don't forget your lube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 so what town are the browners from......... gay lampers. ive heard it all now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Edwards 1,134 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 i been lamping lately with lads from down south..,great lads ....but the one martin keeps taking me on my own to a burger van half way through night and theres loads of strange men there in assless trousers ? should i be worried by this ? No need to worry. Just close your eyes and dream of happy places. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 you be carefull they dont use you as a condom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdan 11 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 you be carefull they dont use you as a condom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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