craigyboy 1,274 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 a bloke in an antique shop,picks up a brass cat & asks the shopkeeper how much he wants for it,to which he replies £50 for the cat and £50 for its story.the bloke decides to take the cat but not the story,on leaving,the bloke notices some cats following him,thinking nothing of it he continues his walk home when he notices even more cats starting following him,by the time he gets to a nearby river theres thousands of em, by now hes a bit worried and throws the brass cat into the river at that point all the cats jump into the river and drown,the bloke rushes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "i knew youd be back for the story",the bloke says "feck the story have you got a brass paki" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 a bloke in an antique shop,picks up a brass cat & asks the shopkeeper how much he wants for it,to which he replies £50 for the cat and £50 for its story.the bloke decides to take the cat but not the story,on leaving,the bloke notices some cats following him,thinking nothing of it he continues his walk home when he notices even more cats starting following him,by the time he gets to a nearby river theres thousands of em, by now hes a bit worried and throws the brass cat into the river at that point all the cats jump into the river and drown,the bloke rushes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "i knew youd be back for the story",the bloke says "feck the story have you got a brass paki" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Fu.cking corker ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 a bloke in an antique shop,picks up a brass cat & asks the shopkeeper how much he wants for it,to which he replies £50 for the cat and £50 for its story.the bloke decides to take the cat but not the story,on leaving,the bloke notices some cats following him,thinking nothing of it he continues his walk home when he notices even more cats starting following him,by the time he gets to a nearby river theres thousands of em, by now hes a bit worried and throws the brass cat into the river at that point all the cats jump into the river and drown,the bloke rushes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "i knew youd be back for the story",the bloke says "feck the story have you got a brass paki" :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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