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That Deplorable Trace Of 'Something' In The Air


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DS, you ever thought of writing a autobiography. I can imagine it would be very interesting reading about your escapades and day to day ventures, such as the mink trapping :clapper:

 

you have a nack of keeping the reader waiting in anticipation ;)

how fecking long would it be... :icon_eek::laugh:

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we once had this proper annoying 'TIT' working with us one of those "I'm crackers me types".

Was always playing tricks on us absolutely ALL the time and everyone just got totallty fed up of this knob.

anyway one day he let slip that he just couldnt stand the smell of fish. So that was it open season on fish related revenge attacks on FUNNY LAD. Fish in his kit bag, old lobster claws chucked under his bunk to rot :cry: but the best one one of the lads wiped a fishing bait smell addative 'Lobster thermidore flavour' ( fcking hell it brought a tear to your eyes) inside his dive mask and breathing mouthpiece just before he was due to jump in for a shift 'DOWNSTAIRS' :laugh: he lasted about two minutes and was honking his guts up for about eight hours after that. Then he must have had a sense of humour bypass cos he just was'nt his crazy self anymore :laugh:

served him right ;)

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