danw 1,748 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 An Old Bull and a Young Bull were standing at the top of a hill overlooking a large meadow full of cows. The Young Bull says excitedly, "Let's run down there and f**k us a cow!" "No, son", says the Old Bull, "let's walk down there and f**k them all." Oldies know best :thumbs: not many people know this but there was a second young bull at the top of that hill and he said "f**k that lets run down AND f**k all them cows" so him and the other bull did,then the old bull died. true story :clapper: lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 madonna She's had that much filler though, she doesn't even look like Madonna anymore. She looks like a chipmunk now with pouchy, swollen cheeks. i'd still stick me lad up her. You and my hubby both Why.....does your hubby even know Judge.....? No, but if he bakes a decent pie, then i gots me some competition @ lab-tastic dont be trying to get me in your little puff gang mate. Look dont blame me Judge......tb told me you've had mare cockends than weekends........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 madonna She's had that much filler though, she doesn't even look like Madonna anymore. She looks like a chipmunk now with pouchy, swollen cheeks. i'd still stick me lad up her. You and my hubby both Why.....does your hubby even know Judge.....? No, but if he bakes a decent pie, then i gots me some competition @ lab-tastic dont be trying to get me in your little puff gang mate. Look dont blame me Judge......tb told me you've had mare cockends than weekends........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Zombies? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superfurryanimal 91 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 looks like this poor old girls been shopping and took the wrong turning f*ck that made me laugh ! wonder if she's got insurance ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 best thing about old women is the blue waffle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatpat 7 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Are you guys on here all gonna stay the same age you are now forever then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Some gems from an old boy i work with: Now when a woman asks me "lets go upstairs and make love, i tell her "it will have to be one or the other love. At my age you never: pass a toilet trust a fart waste a hard on. Dont worry lads it will be your turn soon enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Good job there are old farts about if there hadnt have been you lot would be talking german. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatpat 7 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Good job there are old farts about if there hadnt have been you lot would be talking german. :thumbs: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 you moaning feckers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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