jacob 28 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 i suppose someone will get a laugh out of this so here goes ,it was my 40th birthday saturday so me my wife and another couple were good friends with went away for the weekend,had it all sussed the kids went to the grand parents had a mate of mine stayin at my house looking after the dogs,so far so good,anyway had a blinding weekend,got home about 7.00pm sunday night to be greeted by the next door nieghbours,can we have a word lookin very serious,oh feck what i thought,they came in and for two hours i had to listen to how my mate had a massive row with his ex wife,who turned up at my house with some feckin martial arts twat who ended up breakin my mates jaw leavin him unconsious in the road while his kids looked on ,his eldest boy ran into my house going beserk,grabbed my air rifle from the cupboard goes back out there threatens everyone that had now gathered to get away from his dad,next thing there were twenty police cars ,vans, a helicopter and an armed response unit laying siege to my house,i had dog handlers trying to round up all the loose dogs in the back garden pokin there noses into my kennells and checkin all my dogs out to see if they were healthy,when they decided they were all in perfect health they just left them in the back garden for the night ,the trouble is one lives in so she howled the whole night,because my mate who was supposed to be lookin after them was in hospital hand cuffed to a copper, my neigbours love me,the moral of this story is trust feckin no one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 sounds like coranation street mate hope yer dogs are ok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDF Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 place i used to live that was considered a normal weekend,what a nice welcome home. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ouch! Well; 'Life Begins At Forty'. mate. I just hope yours hasn't 'started as it means to go on'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ouch! Well; 'Life Begins At Forty'. mate. I just hope yours hasn't 'started as it means to go on'! i think ill have to move Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john b 38 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 What area do you live in ? I'll go and see if you're on the BBC site. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 --> QUOTE(john b @ Jan 15 2007, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What area do you live in ? I'll go and see if you're on the BBC site. surrey,and you wont believe this ive just had the feckin r.s.p.c.a knockin at the front door what should i do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Don't let em in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Feck me mate you've ben through the Mill , some 40th hey! just goes to show how quick the shit can hit the fan, one decent night out has turned into a nightmare! feck I'm glad we don't go out much. try and stay calm about it mate! when you look at it you've done feck all wrong and had nothing to do with it, sounds like you could lose the Air Rifle though ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Feck me mate you've ben through the Mill , some 40th hey! just goes to show how quick the shit can hit the fan, one decent night out has turned into a nightmare! feck I'm glad we don't go out much. try and stay calm about it mate! when you look at it you've done feck all wrong and had nothing to do with it, sounds like you could lose the Air Rifle though ... not bothered about the air rifle,but i am worried about the dogs,ive heard horror stories about these b*****ds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ouch! Well; 'Life Begins At Forty'. mate. I just hope yours hasn't 'started as it means to go on'! icon_eek.gif Laughed my feckin head off at that one surrey,and you wont believe this ive just had the feckin r.s.p.c.a knockin at the front door what should i do? get the air rifle !!!....maybe not Keep yer chin up mate, ye'll be laughin about it come yer 50th all the best Ricky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 try living in my house on one side we have an older couple with a 13yr old girl, the 3 of them spend all day shouting at the top of their voices and swearing like troopers, throwing stuff. And on the otherside we have a 40somthing who has been on his own for 4 yrs, that is untill he found love last month, dont matter what time it is the pair and sha*!*%g all the time, it drives you mad its like living on a porn film set. GET THIS woke me at about 3am with her howling and it went on till 6.45am. Feck me talk about making up for lost time this is the best bit though, 2days ago they were sharing the love down stairs so we turned up the tv so we could watch the film but her howling got louder and to a point where my bedyx tilted his head back and started baying, had me and the wife in bits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Fooking hell it's my 40th this week - I think I'll get a Gypsy to bless me I don't fancy going through that shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 try living in my house on one side we have an older couple with a 13yr old girl, the 3 of them spend all day shouting at the top of their voices and swearing like troopers, throwing stuff. And on the otherside we have a 40somthing who has been on his own for 4 yrs, that is untill he found love last month, dont matter what time it is the pair and sha*!*%g all the time, it drives you mad its like living on a porn film set. GET THIS woke me at about 3am with her howling and it went on till 6.45am. Feck me talk about making up for lost time this is the best bit though, 2days ago they were sharing the love down stairs so we turned up the tv so we could watch the film but her howling got louder and to a point where my bedyx tilted his head back and started baying, had me and the wife in bits sorry to hear that jacob doesen't sound good mate tell the rspca nothing dont let them in your house or garden just tell them to get of your property Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaker 7 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Definatly dont let the rspca in. Am i right in thinking they are only a charity and unless they have a warrant they have no more powers to search your property than anyone. Make sure you see a warrant if they say they have one, they're known to be lieing b*****ds. Joe Shit luck mate, sorry to hear about this. If the RSPCA turn up tell them firmly and politely (especially firmly) that they aren't wanted on your property and invite them to leave. If they refuse to leave immediately or try to spiel on, inform them that they will receive no further warning before you eject them from your land (they are trespassing at that point). IF they have a warrant (unlikely under the circumstances) it will NOT be for the RSPCA. A police officer and ONLY a police officer can gain and execute a warrant but they may ask the RSPCA to attend to assist them. They'd need some pretty decent grounds to have a beak sign a warrant though - not just "The RSPCA fancied a nosey, Guv". To repeat, the RSPCA can NOT get warrants. In the worst case just described, ONLY allow the people actually named on the warrant to enter (ie if three cops and four RSPCA turn up and only one cop and no RSPCA are named on the warrant, only that single named cop gets to come in, and only into the rooms listed on the warrant. Then ring Marsh @ Animadversion RSPCA self help group to get info on a decent anti-RSPCA lawyer quick sharp. The RSPCA have NO legal right of entry, seizure, arrest or any other power not available to Joe Public (i.e. they're no better than you or me). They cannot detain you or enter premises without express permission. They may "caution" you to make you THINK you're under arrest but it's all BS. A bit like their uniform (they're not officers of the Crown!), and their starting out rank being Inspector. All bluster designed to impress and intimidate. Feck 'em off, tell them not to come back as you're not interested. Answer no questions AT ALL and tell them if they come back mythering you again you'll be consulting a solicitor. Marsh can help more, see http://cheetah.webtribe.net/~animadversion/ Especially note the "What to do if the RSPCA call" page. Again, to be clear, NEVER answer their questions and even IF the cops ever did call, give them a "no comment" as well and speak to a decent brief (preferably one well versed in cases against the RPSCA) first. Good luck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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