WILF 46,872 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 i was the daddy in borstal, had loads of fun in the potting shed :whistling: Are you sure you wasnt "The Mummy"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stewie Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 i was the daddy in borstal, had loads of fun in the potting shed :whistling: Are you sure you wasnt "The Mummy"? not bad wilf but could do better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buddylove 6 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 the hardess time iv had is fencing on top of the mountain 3y go to work in the dark come home in the dark in all wethers but i had to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 the hardess time iv had is fencing on top of the mountain 3y go to work in the dark come home in the dark in all wethers but i had to My hero !! So some folk choose crime as a profession,no problem as long as.... a,its nothing scummy....and b,you dont whinge when it go,s wonky.....apart from that crack on,i dont buy into the hard working hero bit....work hard if you have to dont if you dont have to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oweny 0 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Anybody see Danny Woolard on the tv tonight ? talking about how heists don,t normally come off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 i was the daddy in borstal, had loads of fun in the potting shed :whistling: Are you sure you wasnt "The Mummy"? not bad wilf but could do better the shit you take about your [spit] team i would of up you down as a taker derby thread later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Woodhill & The Mount. Was only working in them though Was offered a full time job in The Mount, but no way I could have handled being locked up for 9 hour a day. what were u working as inwoodhill is paddy dave the maintenance man still there ? Pest control contract, was always a bit weird to look across one of the yards at movement and see a smirking face I recognised, there but for the grace of god... but luckily I learnt the difference between right and wrong from others examples! aswell as how best not to get caught. Going into the dog section was fascinating, as they had poloroid type photos of the baddest in the prison, the ones they had to keep an extra eye on at movement because of escape, reminded me of Mcvicar when they are reading their own files. "would not hesitate to harm on an escape" & "has access to helicopters". Going into one house block always left me cold, especially when my escort would take great pleasure in telling me what some where in for. When I got the job offer at The Mount (for my original trade) I was well chuffed as it would get me of the sites in winter, but id just started my pest control business, and 2 reasons why I didnt take the job, 1st was no mobile phones, so no way could I make appointments for my new business, and secondly, they said that now and again I would be given a prisoner as a labourer to prepare the fella for release (work situation), no problem there, could be a good craic. But then they told me the prisoner might have been convicted of a crime which I wouldnt agree with (sexual crimes of all descriptions was what they were saying), and how would I cope with that, well at the interviews I gave them all the right answers, but when they offered me the job..... I couldnt sleep for thinking about that. As a kid I was around some children that deserved revenge, and every time something new is in the media I feel the same, I know myself well enough to say I wouldnt have lasted very long before spazzing out or cracking up. Talking to a fella of late, he was telling me how he knows of a few firms (he was an alrm installer or electrician I think), who have gone bust due to all the extra time they didnt allow for security protocol, got to say I had a great free reign due to the nature of my work. I did have to wear a balaclava (as adviced) for one job though, I can understand why youd get upset when your only visitor is about to be culled in front of you! Be good.. gulp, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Woodhill & The Mount. Was only working in them though Was offered a full time job in The Mount, but no way I could have handled being locked up for 9 hour a day. what were u working as inwoodhill is paddy dave the maintenance man still there ? Pest control contract, was always a bit weird to look across one of the yards at movement and see a smirking face I recognised, there but for the grace of god... but luckily I learnt the difference between right and wrong from others examples! aswell as how best not to get caught. Going into the dog section was fascinating, as they had poloroid type photos of the baddest in the prison, the ones they had to keep an extra eye on at movement because of escape, reminded me of Mcvicar when they are reading their own files. "would not hesitate to harm on an escape" & "has access to helicopters". Going into one house block always left me cold, especially when my escort would take great pleasure in telling me what some where in for. When I got the job offer at The Mount (for my original trade) I was well chuffed as it would get me of the sites in winter, but id just started my pest control business, and 2 reasons why I didnt take the job, 1st was no mobile phones, so no way could I make appointments for my new business, and secondly, they said that now and again I would be given a prisoner as a labourer to prepare the fella for release (work situation), no problem there, could be a good craic. But then they told me the prisoner might have been convicted of a crime which I wouldnt agree with (sexual crimes of all descriptions was what they were saying), and how would I cope with that, well at the interviews I gave them all the right answers, but when they offered me the job..... I couldnt sleep for thinking about that. As a kid I was around some children that deserved revenge, and every time something new is in the media I feel the same, I know myself well enough to say I wouldnt have lasted very long before spazzing out or cracking up. Talking to a fella of late, he was telling me how he knows of a few firms (he was an alrm installer or electrician I think), who have gone bust due to all the extra time they didnt allow for security protocol, got to say I had a great free reign due to the nature of my work. I did have to wear a balaclava (as adviced) for one job though, I can understand why youd get upset when your only visitor is about to be culled in front of you! Be good.. gulp, oh you will gulp down plenty from big buba lol dont beat yourself up over it,you will just worry yourself sick and make yourself ill mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stewie Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 i was the daddy in borstal, had loads of fun in the potting shed :whistling: Are you sure you wasnt "The Mummy"? not bad wilf but could do better the shit you take about your [spit] team i would of up you down as a taker derby thread later :laugh: bring the thread on mate its good for us reds to argue with people from liverpool :laugh: :doh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Woodhill & The Mount. Was only working in them though Was offered a full time job in The Mount, but no way I could have handled being locked up for 9 hour a day. what were u working as inwoodhill is paddy dave the maintenance man still there ? Pest control contract, was always a bit weird to look across one of the yards at movement and see a smirking face I recognised, there but for the grace of god... but luckily I learnt the difference between right and wrong from others examples! aswell as how best not to get caught. Going into the dog section was fascinating, as they had poloroid type photos of the baddest in the prison, the ones they had to keep an extra eye on at movement because of escape, reminded me of Mcvicar when they are reading their own files. "would not hesitate to harm on an escape" & "has access to helicopters". Going into one house block always left me cold, especially when my escort would take great pleasure in telling me what some where in for. When I got the job offer at The Mount (for my original trade) I was well chuffed as it would get me of the sites in winter, but id just started my pest control business, and 2 reasons why I didnt take the job, 1st was no mobile phones, so no way could I make appointments for my new business, and secondly, they said that now and again I would be given a prisoner as a labourer to prepare the fella for release (work situation), no problem there, could be a good craic. But then they told me the prisoner might have been convicted of a crime which I wouldnt agree with (sexual crimes of all descriptions was what they were saying), and how would I cope with that, well at the interviews I gave them all the right answers, but when they offered me the job..... I couldnt sleep for thinking about that. As a kid I was around some children that deserved revenge, and every time something new is in the media I feel the same, I know myself well enough to say I wouldnt have lasted very long before spazzing out or cracking up. Talking to a fella of late, he was telling me how he knows of a few firms (he was an alrm installer or electrician I think), who have gone bust due to all the extra time they didnt allow for security protocol, got to say I had a great free reign due to the nature of my work. I did have to wear a balaclava (as adviced) for one job though, I can understand why youd get upset when your only visitor is about to be culled in front of you! Be good.. gulp, oh you will gulp down plenty from big buba lol dont beat yourself up over it,you will just worry yourself sick and make yourself ill mate haha thanks for the kind words, am okay now, just the family and gf that are worried sick, plus its windy as feck and am on house arrest, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 they also put the finger up ya bum when you get in there just to make sure notes in there but if like me it can be enjoyable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 they also put the finger up ya bum when you get in there just to make sure notes in there but if like me it can be enjoyable just the one finger ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 i myself like the to, we have a g spot ya no Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 haha,man i shat some shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 haha,man i shat some shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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