DogMagic 461 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Just though some of you might find my wording of the letter iv sent to the f*****g morons amusing! Lol! Dear Susan Williams, I write in response your letter dated 09/01/11 within which you seem to of not yet grasped the fact that although I did indeed receive 3 penalty points from Southampton magistrates court for my offence of jumping a red traffic light the courts themselves applied the said points on the day hence there is no need to send my licence to your lovely self. Also on the day of my court appearance for said offense I asked the magistrate directly if I still needed to send my licence to you, their reply being “no, its already been doneâ€. Please find enclosed my licence for your perusal along with my proof of purchase of a tax disc which I still have not received. It would be greatly appreciated if you would be good enough to amend my address on the license, remove the expired points from my license and send it back to me along with the afore mentioned tax disc. Please do this recorded delivery this time so as to avoid any more incompetence or delays. I wish to point out at this stage that I am a licensed taxi driver and a pest controller and as such I am extremely inconvenienced by all this unnecessary time wasting not to mention your heavy handed revocation of my driving license which could have been avoided if only someones arse knew what their elbow was doing. I have tried on numerous occasions to actually speak to a human being rather than your absurd robot on the telephone in order to clear this situation up to no avail. Yours sincerely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrierjohn 49 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 did the letter do you any good or are the halfwits still messing you about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psm 43 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Just though some of you might find my wording of the letter iv sent to the f*****g morons amusing! Lol! Dear Susan Williams, I write in response your letter dated 09/01/11 within which you seem to of not yet grasped the fact that although I did indeed receive 3 penalty points from Southampton magistrates court for my offence of jumping a red traffic light the courts themselves applied the said points on the day hence there is no need to send my licence to your lovely self. Also on the day of my court appearance for said offense I asked the magistrate directly if I still needed to send my licence to you, their reply being "no, its already been done". Please find enclosed my licence for your perusal along with my proof of purchase of a tax disc which I still have not received. It would be greatly appreciated if you would be good enough to amend my address on the license, remove the expired points from my license and send it back to me along with the afore mentioned tax disc. Please do this recorded delivery this time so as to avoid any more incompetence or delays. I wish to point out at this stage that I am a licensed taxi driver and a pest controller and as such I am extremely inconvenienced by all this unnecessary time wasting not to mention your heavy handed revocation of my driving license which could have been avoided if only someones arse knew what their elbow was doing. I have tried on numerous occasions to actually speak to a human being rather than your absurd robot on the telephone in order to clear this situation up to no avail. Yours sincerely its the other way around thou when they want something off you , you get the ultimatum and then the fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good luck in your struggle with the morons at the DVLA, if they didn't have a monopoly the incompetent buffoons would have gone bust years ago. In dealing with any shitty government department or in this case shitty pretend government department, it is often worth contacting your MP about the problems you are having. A ministerial inquiry on your behalf higher up the chain can sometimes set the fear of God into the useless idiots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMagic 461 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 did the letter do you any good or are the halfwits still messing you about I only posted it today mate so dont know. Will keep you "posted" though! Lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMagic 461 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Psm your right there mate. Peak oil i might try that if i have no luck, cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martyn2233 2,524 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good luck in your struggle with the morons at the DVLA, if they didn't have a monopoly the incompetent buffoons would have gone bust years ago. In dealing with any shitty government department or in this case shitty pretend government department, it is often worth contacting your MP about the problems you are having. A ministerial inquiry on your behalf higher up the chain can sometimes set the fear of God into the useless idiots. here here you are right there mate MPs are very good with shit like this they dont want to look like c**ts i know i see mine again soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psm 43 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) Good luck in your struggle with the morons at the DVLA, if they didn't have a monopoly the incompetent buffoons would have gone bust years ago. In dealing with any shitty government department or in this case shitty pretend government department, it is often worth contacting your MP about the problems you are having. A ministerial inquiry on your behalf higher up the chain can sometimes set the fear of God into the useless idiots. here here you are right there mate MPs are very good with shit like this they dont want to look like c**ts i know i see mine again soon not our mp , hes just been done and is in court with the money scandal, he keeps coming on news , there all theives the mps should be locked up LOL.....THIS AREAS DEPRIVED ENOUGH WITH OUT THESE c**ts ROBBING US, NOW THERES THIS TWAT CAMERON DEPRIVING US MORE, THIS AREA WAS IN A REGENERATION PROGRAME TO TIDY THE LOCAL HOUSES AND STREETS UP WITH NEW WALLS NEW DRIVES FOR OFF ROAD PARKING AND TIDYING THE HOUSES UP , NEW ROOFS EXTRA, NOW THERES NO MONEY TO DO IT AND THEVE STOPPED THE WORKS BECAUSE ITS NEEDED FOR THE BETTER AREAS IN THE SOUTH WERE THE MONEY ALLREADY IS, THERE ALL A SET OF THEIVING c**ts THAT SHOULD BE JAILED Edited January 13, 2011 by psm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMagic 461 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Just a quick update. My new licence arrived this morning. No tax disc yet. No apology. Didnt expect an apology though really! Lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Good luck in your struggle with the morons at the DVLA, if they didn't have a monopoly the incompetent buffoons would have gone bust years ago. In dealing with any shitty government department or in this case shitty pretend government department, it is often worth contacting your MP about the problems you are having. A ministerial inquiry on your behalf higher up the chain can sometimes set the fear of God into the useless idiots. here here you are right there mate MPs are very good with shit like this they dont want to look like c**ts i know i see mine again soon not our mp , hes just been done and is in court with the money scandal, he keeps coming on news , there all theives the mps should be locked up LOL.....THIS AREAS DEPRIVED ENOUGH WITH OUT THESE c**ts ROBBING US, NOW THERES THIS TWAT CAMERON DEPRIVING US MORE, THIS AREA WAS IN A REGENERATION PROGRAME TO TIDY THE LOCAL HOUSES AND STREETS UP WITH NEW WALLS NEW DRIVES FOR OFF ROAD PARKING AND TIDYING THE HOUSES UP , NEW ROOFS EXTRA, NOW THERES NO MONEY TO DO IT AND THEVE STOPPED THE WORKS BECAUSE ITS NEEDED FOR THE BETTER AREAS IN THE SOUTH WERE THE MONEY ALLREADY IS, THERE ALL A SET OF THEIVING c**ts THAT SHOULD BE JAILED Got to agree with this as the SNP are using this angle to get Scotland to be independent from the rest of the country. But they do have a point when the government are shutting down every coastguard rescue co ordination centre in Scotland bar one plus l think a satellite centre whilst retaining nearly all the centres in England! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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