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well went for a lamp bout a week ago for the first time since the ice n snow f**k off well walkin along a footpath when next min chopper was on us as you do we just carryed on walking bout 25mins later still on us headed to the road when we seen few cop cars as we got closer to the road we seen 3 coppers running up field toward us (stop there) boots full of shit lol neways walked to the road when we got there at road side was 6 cop cars 12 coppers n the choppers was still above :icon_eek: ..what you doing lads we have had report you guys are badgers digging. me i just laffed. when i said what with to lurchers with no shovle no mate we were rabbiting to you lads turned up in your big yellow bird. well then they tryed to get us done for traspassing witch i laffed agen i said we are on footpath then to make it more funny one copper turned round and said to me take your smile of your face you guys have just wasted 1000pounds worth of chopper fuel witch i c**t help but laff even more well at the end of it all it was one big wast of time for all them and it fuked our night up it just make me laff why do they need that many of then just for a report of badger digging n when there no its not true they try to say we are doing somet els rong????

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well went for a lamp bout a week ago for the first time since the ice n snow f**k off well walkin along a footpath when next min chopper was on us as you do we just carryed on walking bout 25mins later still on us headed to the road when we seen few cop cars as we got closer to the road we seen 3 coppers running up field toward us (stop there) boots full of shit lol neways walked to the road when we got there at road side was 6 cop cars 12 coppers n the choppers was still above :icon_eek: ..what you doing lads we have had report you guys are badgers digging. me i just laffed. when i said what with to lurchers with no shovle no mate we were rabbiting to you lads turned up in your big yellow bird. well then they tryed to get us done for traspassing witch i laffed agen i said we are on footpath then to make it more funny one copper turned round and said to me take your smile of your face you guys have just wasted 1000pounds worth of chopper fuel witch i c**t help but laff even more well at the end of it all it was one big wast of time for all them and it fuked our night up it just make me laff why do they need that many of then just for a report of badger digging n when there no its not true they try to say we are doing somet els rong????

just one thing pal .. public footpaths are closed 20 mins after dusk .. so you got lucky the old bill could have nicked you !! unless you were on permission :thumbs:

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well went for a lamp bout a week ago for the first time since the ice n snow f**k off well walkin along a footpath when next min chopper was on us as you do we just carryed on walking bout 25mins later still on us headed to the road when we seen few cop cars as we got closer to the road we seen 3 coppers running up field toward us (stop there) boots full of shit lol neways walked to the road when we got there at road side was 6 cop cars 12 coppers n the choppers was still above :icon_eek: ..what you doing lads we have had report you guys are badgers digging. me i just laffed. when i said what with to lurchers with no shovle no mate we were rabbiting to you lads turned up in your big yellow bird. well then they tryed to get us done for traspassing witch i laffed agen i said we are on footpath then to make it more funny one copper turned round and said to me take your smile of your face you guys have just wasted 1000pounds worth of chopper fuel witch i c**t help but laff even more well at the end of it all it was one big wast of time for all them and it fuked our night up it just make me laff why do they need that many of then just for a report of badger digging n when there no its not true they try to say we are doing somet els rong????

just one thing pal .. public footpaths are closed 20 mins after dusk .. so you got lucky the old bill could have nicked you !! unless you were on permission :thumbs:

well it was past dusk mate they dint say note bout they are closed. thats the first time ive heard this are you sure this is true??

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Had the same happen to me at the start of the season, Got stuck in the car down one of the tracks going down too some some fishing lakes (long story lol), Anyway the fella i was with took the lamp and his dog too go and get one the lads off the canal boat (he lives on one) too pull us out as it was only about half a mile or so away,

 

Well about 15 minutes later i see a lamp (well i thought it was) in the pitch black at the top of the hill at the gate where you get in so i took a walk up too get the lads, Only too find out it was 4 plod in two cars with there torch out, FU(K

 

Anyway they start all the STOP THERE stuff, And that i was bagder digging or hare coursing, One went off too look in the that was stuck and luckly enough there was nothing in it no lamp no nothing, So they took a look at the dog and seen that he had some marks around his nose ect (retrieved a fox a night or so before ),

Well that was it they were getting a vet out too look over him ect ect, Next thing you know theres a chopper above us looking for 'the other'' anyway they never found ''them'', I explained that i was mearly looking at the lakes early that day and had got stuck trying to turn too get out,And that i had only popped back while takeing the dog for his last piss of the night too check the car was safe ect ect,

 

And that i obviouslys wasnt badger digging and that they were NO hares this side of the M1 as the M1 A5 And the canal stops them from getting into this area ect so i couldnt be after hares in the pitch black that arent there in the first place....!!

 

So after listening too me they said right on your way and go try and knock the farmer up too get pulled out, Which i said wouldnt be a good idear at this time at night as we all know farmers are up a the crack of dawn and he would already be pissed off enough for getting stuck i there in the first place...

 

 

And off i went back too my mates boat who had seen all the choppers up over the car ect, And kipped there and got pulled out in the morning quick style and that was that..........

 

Never heard nothing since,

 

 

So ya just think how much it cost them for all that for fu(k all, Wasteing far too much of the goverment money on nothing well nothing too show for it..!!

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