nastybilly 55 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 (edited) two aberdoinian farmers were sitting in there local, tam and rab...tam turns to rab and said ye know fit im tired o gan through life athoot an education ye ken i think the morins mornin i'll go doon the skill and sign up for nicht classes...and the two leave ...the next day tam goes down to the school and signs up and meets the lecturer who signs him up for basic classes ..maths engish history and logic/....tam says fits logic and the lecturer says i show you do you own a strimmer ..aye i own a strimmer says tam ..well i can tell from that you likely have a garden ...ayee tam says thats true i div hae a gairden and because you have a garden i think logicaly you have a house //aye i day hiv a hoose says tam and i think because you have a house logicaly youd have a family ...ayee i hiv a faimily ..im not done yet the lecturer says ..because you have a family id think youd have a wife..man yer nae wrang i div hae a wife ..and because you have a wife logicaly your a heterosexual mannn that i am says tam thats amazin ye were able tae find aw that jist because iv goata stimmer ..excited to take his class now he shakes the lecturers hand and runs to the pub to tell rab about his classes maths engish history and logic ..fits at says rab ..i'll showe says tam da ye have a strimmer rab..no rab says well your a poof then Edited January 4, 2011 by nastybilly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 two aberdoinian farmers were sitting in there loacal, tam and rab...tam turns to rab and said ye know fit im tired o gan through life athoot an education ye ken i think the morins mornin i'll go doon the skill and sign up for nicht classes...and the two leave ...the next day tam goes down to the school and signs up and meets the lecturer who signs him up for basic classes ..maths engish history and logic/....tam says fits logic and the lecturer says i show you do you own a strimmer ..aye i own a strimmer says tam ..well i can tell from that you likely have a garden ...ayee tam says thats true i div hae a gairden and because you have a garden i think logicaly you have a house //aye i day hiv a hoose says tam and i think because you have a house logicaly youd have a family ...ayee i hiv a faimily ..im not done yet the lecturer says ..because you have a family id think youd have a wife..man yer nae wrang i div hae a wife ..and because you have a wife logicaly your a heterosexual mannn that i am says tam thats amazin ye were able tae find aw that jist because iv goata stimmer ..excited to take his class now he shakes the lecturers hand and runs to the pub to tell rab about his classes maths engish history and logic ..fits at says rab ..i'll showe says tam da ye have a strimmer rab..no rab says well your a poof then Hahahahah....very good Be interesting what the none Scots' make off it................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nastybilly 55 Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 im selling aberdeen phraze books lab..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 im selling aberdeen phraze books lab..lol Fit like are they.....ahe micht hae wan chief............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nastybilly 55 Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 och there fair dear bit ah micht gie ye wee decoont..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 och there fair dear bit ah micht gie ye wee decoont..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Just cause they hate you lot..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Just cause they hate you lot..... there you go again with the bigotory lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Just cause they hate you lot..... there you go again with the bigotory lmao Never!!! I was only pointing out a fact that you dont get on with the sheep mate.......didnt see anything wrong with 'that' tackle myself.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Just cause they hate you lot..... they hate me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 thats just hurt my head trying to understand what the f**k that means mine aswell mate.there all f*****g weirdos up that neck of the woods ;p Just cause they hate you lot..... they hate me Put a wooly jersey on and they'll f*****g love you...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,551 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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