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Hang on..... You've been wed for 16 years and you only got a mug from your boss???? What's going on there then??? :blink:

 

 

I dunno, cos that bugger got a pair of Aigle, neoprene lined wellies off me :icon_eek::laugh:

 

Right!! That's it!! I'm on my way over RIGHT NOW!!! That's no way to treat a woman!!!! :icon_eek::laugh:

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'porridge' on dvd- all three series!

'colditz' on dvd

and a genuine kangaroo scrotum(i kid you not!)

 

cheers, wurz

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: Love the Kangaroo scrotum mate! would make a cracking pellet pouch :laugh:.

 

the Wife got a scrotum for xmas too! hanging down her chin :toast:...

 

Cheers jasp

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'porridge' on dvd- all three series!

'colditz' on dvd

and a genuine kangaroo scrotum(i kid you not!)

 

cheers, wurz

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: Love the Kangaroo scrotum mate! would make a cracking pellet pouch :laugh:.

 

the Wife got a scrotum for xmas too! hanging down her chin :toast:...

 

Cheers jasp

 

What's this place cuming to?? Pure filth!!! Where's Mary Whitehouse when you need her...??? :laugh::laugh:

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'porridge' on dvd- all three series!

'colditz' on dvd

and a genuine kangaroo scrotum(i kid you not!)

 

cheers, wurz

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: Love the Kangaroo scrotum mate! would make a cracking pellet pouch :laugh:.

 

the Wife got a scrotum for xmas too! hanging down her chin :toast:...

 

Cheers jasp

 

 

hi jasp

 

i second that the wife also had a pair on the chin :thumbs:

 

but needed to shave my chin as i was ganna use it as a fanny rest :boogie:

 

atb steve

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i've been with my missus for too long for those kinda efforts... when we started i thought i could eat her whole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

now i wish i f :censored: ing had...

 

all the best, wurz

 

 

oh yeah, the scrotum makes a great pellet pouch jasp, holds about a hundred or so... :thumbs:

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'porridge' on dvd- all three series!

'colditz' on dvd

and a genuine kangaroo scrotum(i kid you not!)

 

cheers, wurz

 

Better than the Mutts Nutts/Dogs Danglies then?

 

 

Nothing. Not a single feckin' thing. You can all shove christmas where the sun don't shine for me. Feck it.... :thumbdown:

 

Same here Andy, (told the younger kids not to bother, the older ones just din't give a feck).

My prezzies turned up when Si and Laura walked up the path :boogie:

That would have been more than enough just seeing them again :notworthy: however they were laden with gifts for me.

I won't list them all here, but there was a BSA Ultra, with Hawke HD Scope and Twink MKII, with Red Cree Ultrafire tac lamp, a Knife that is simply stunningly beautiful and so sharp you can shave with it, the trip and hospitality, my intro to Tequilla, Meeting Sergej and Olga; the opportunity to present a section on Si's new DVD, the tours the list just goes on and on.... :notworthy: :notworthy:

 

But most precious of them all to me is their FRIENDSHIP :yes:

 

 

 

What's this place cuming to?? Pure filth!!! Where's Mary Whitehouse when you need her...??? :laugh::laugh:

 

Six foot under :angel:

 

Phantom

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Well I had mainly shooting stuff from my GF:

 

Pair of MacWet climatec gloves - Im loving them,a very snug and comfortable glove with great grip, thin but very warm even when wet :)

Jackpike neck warmer - great bit of kit, pulls up over the face and with my hood up just my eyes are showing.

Pair of Muckboots - what can I say, damn comfortable and very warm - I asked for them and got them :)

CaseGuard Sight-in-Clean - A bit of a surprise this one! Apparently I no longer need to use the pine chest of drawers in the kitchen as a work top, now I can put my new site-in-clean thing on top of it instead. Tried it and it works great.

 

$100 dollar bill - For me to spend in Canada in a couple of weeks.

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