jonnygray 139 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 FARMER GOES TO A SOLICITER AND SAYS " I WANTS ONE O THEM DAYVORCES" SOLICITER REPLIES " DO YOU HAVE GROUNDS" " OI GOTS ME 150 ACRES" SAYS THE FARMER " NO YOU MSUNDERSTAND" SAYS THE SOLICITER " DO YOU HAVE A GRUDGE" " YES ITS WHERE I KEEPS MY TRACTOR" " NO NO NO! DOES SHE EVER BEAT YOU UP" FARMERS SAYS" NOPE WE BOTH ALWAYS UP AT 5.30" GETTIN FRUSTRATED THE SOLICITER HAS ONE LAST GO HE SAYS" YOU NEED A RESON TO DIVORCE HER, IS SHE A NAGGER?" " NO" THE FARMER SAYS " BUT THE BABYS A NAGGER THATS WHY I WANTS ME A DAYVORCE!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Brilliant! :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,228 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 LOL the office is in stiches lol all except the nagger in the corner 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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