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THEY FORGET TO MENTION THAT THE LONGER THEY PROLONG THE DIG THE GREATER THE CHANCE IS OF INJURY TO THE DOG OR EVEN SUFFOCATION,, JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW FCUKING THICK THEY REALLY ARE WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE FOR THE WELFARE OF ANIMALS?

 

exactly mate, thought there animal lovers :wallbash: dont worry about are terriers, just protect a pest :blink: fukin right weirdos sad as f**k.

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these peoples values are so removed from reality that terriermen are worse to them than paedophiles,drugdealers etc......People are evolved for millions of years to be hunters and have had a symbiotic hunting partnership with the dog for at least 30,000 years.Thats the facts -if they dont like them they should do the rest of the human race a favour and go jump in a lake.

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THEY FORGET TO MENTION THAT THE LONGER THEY PROLONG THE DIG THE GREATER THE CHANCE IS OF INJURY TO THE DOG OR EVEN SUFFOCATION,, JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW FCUKING THICK THEY REALLY ARE WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE FOR THE WELFARE OF ANIMALS?

 

exactly mate, thought there animal lovers :wallbash: dont worry about are terriers, just protect a pest :blink: fukin right weirdos sad as f**k.

 

 

You only got to watch some of the vids on you tube with them taking swipes at the horses or trying to kick the hounds off a fox to see they are not animal lovers They cant be if they treat hounds and horses this way . :thumbdown:

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THEY FORGET TO MENTION THAT THE LONGER THEY PROLONG THE DIG THE GREATER THE CHANCE IS OF INJURY TO THE DOG OR EVEN SUFFOCATION,, JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW FCUKING THICK THEY REALLY ARE WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE FOR THE WELFARE OF ANIMALS?

i was thinking the exact same thing animal rights my arse :wallbash:

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

needed a laugh this morning cheers fela, would love for those retards to come do that when im out digging, sit on the hole :laugh::laugh: it would be a fuking spade over the barnett and backfill the c**ts they love foxes so much they can live with the fukin things.

fecking class :lol::lol:

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Just another snippet from the site :icon_eek:

 

 

The foot followers - As the name implies, these hardy folk will follow the hunt on foot. They may even form their own club. They come in all shapes, sizes and ages. The older ones are a mine of information about the hunt country and ways of the hunted fox. If you want to know where the hunt will be in half an hour they are the ones to ask.

 

The Car Supporters - He can generally be placed into three classes:-

 

'Mr Thermos Flask' - He is out for a picnic with a difference. He can be seen leaning on his car, a thermos lid in one hand, a pair of binoculars in the other. His wife usually can be seen passing sandwiches out of the window with a bored expression on her face, and a travelling rug over her knees. He prefers to travel in convoy, following 'holloas' rather than hounds. He thinks he knows all about hunting but is usually looking in the wrong direction.

 

'Mr Bored' - He can be seen aimlessly driving about the lanes looking for the hunt, but not putting a lot of effort into it. He is mildly surprised when he finds them.

 

'Mr Heavy' - He likes to travel in a gang, usually in a Landrover/pick-up. He is very boisterous. He prefers to attach himself to the Terrier man (he may be the Terrier Man!). A common exponent of the 'foxes kill chickens/cows/babies' stories because he, of course, has actually seen them do this.

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One last bit now for the fishing lads they even have a bit on how to f**k up a fishing match my god they really are desprate :thumbdown:

 

 

Tactics - during the match

 

1. Blow the whistle 10 - 15 minutes before the start of the match is due to begin. Some anglers may begin fishing early and be disqualified. Similarly blow before the match is due to end, this might make some anglers pack up early.

 

2. Row up and down the river in a canoe or boat to prevent the anglers from casting or make them reel in. Go near to the line/float and disturb the surface of the water with the paddle to scare away the fish.

 

3. Swim, wade or splash your feet in the water (wetsuits, waders and wellies are advisable depending on weather conditions) to stop anglers casting and to scare away the fish. If you can remove the line from the water, but be very careful not to break or damage any tackle.

 

4. Make noise in the water by submerging objects (e.g.. dustbin lids and a spanner are very good for this) and banging them together to scare away the fish. Make noise above the water with whistles, shouting, airhorns, hunting horns etc. This has the added bonus of annoying the angler and distracting them from their enjoyment of the 'sport'.

 

5. Talking to anglers may disturb their concentration. Get fact sheets from your local group to be able to argue against them.

 

6. Standing behind anglers may make casting more difficult and your shadow on the water will scare away the fish, especially if the water is clear and still.

 

7. Use poles (e.g.. long bamboo canes) to disturb the float/or line. Try to lift the float and/or line out of the water, but again be careful not to damage any equipment.

 

8. Throw twigs at the float or line so anglers do not know when to 'strike' (i.e. pull back with the rod) and the fish may take the bait but not get caught on the hook. Avoid throwing large objects as these could damage the fish. Also avoid throwing small heavy objects (e.g.. gravel) as the fish may confuse this for food and be attracted to the area.

 

9. Empty keepnets, ideally with two people in the water. Some keepnets have removable bottoms held on with clips. Others have only one way in and one way out - at the top. Ensure that the fish will exit the net downstream. Keep the net submerged at all times and do not touch the fish. Move the keepnet in such a way as to encourage the fish to swim out without touching the mesh. If in doubt, do not attempt it, as keepnets can do a great deal of damage to fish.

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

needed a laugh this morning cheers fela, would love for those retards to come do that when im out digging, sit on the hole :laugh::laugh: it would be a fuking spade over the barnett and backfill the c**ts they love foxes so much they can live with the fukin things.

you needed a laugh you just made my day i am writing this and my miss is looking at me still laughing your right back fill the c**t,s and thank you for cheering me up :signthankspin::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

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