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PMSL Andy. A mate who is an engineer said- whoever designed women wants a pat on the back, whoever wired them up wants shooting!

Errm men created most things because in the 'olden days' women never had the opportunity to create something other than a baby....Women wil always curse men and vice versa, it's a cruel world!! If you

make sure the mrs dont look on the net, if you want a shag + blow job tonight, just watching nigela :tongue4:

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Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? :hmm: All the important things in life have been invented by men. :yes: TV invented by a man, :yes: light bulb - men :yes: car - again by men, :yes: Aeroplane .....yes men again. :yes: Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. :yes: ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. :yes: A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. :wallbash: So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh: :doh:

 

Steve Gerrard probably could hes a c**t :tongue2: and another think you get say 15years for murder but on my marriage certificate i cant find a release date :thumbs:

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Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? :hmm: All the important things in life have been invented by men. :yes: TV invented by a man, :yes: light bulb - men :yes: car - again by men, :yes: Aeroplane .....yes men again. :yes: Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. :yes: ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. :yes: A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. :wallbash: So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

 

I get the impression you're privately questioning your sexuality? :rofl:

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Women -- b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM !!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Thats fighting talk :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

OK . i`ll let you off , seeing as we had a good chinwag last night :thumbs:

 

 

 

b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM ( except Kay ) :angel:

 

See your under the thumb already :tongue2::laugh: :laugh:

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Women -- b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM !!!!!!!!!

 

 

:angel:

 

Thats fighting talk :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

OK . i`ll let you off , seeing as we had a good chinwag last night :thumbs:

 

 

 

b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM ( except Kay ) :angel:

 

See your under the thumb already :tongue2::laugh: :laugh:

 

 

:blink: And did`nt i say that men are pushover`s , but women play a tactical game , you`ve beaten me already :laugh:

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Women -- b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM !!!!!!!!!

 

 

:angel:

 

Thats fighting talk :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

OK . i`ll let you off , seeing as we had a good chinwag last night :thumbs:

 

 

 

b*****ds , THE LOT OF EM ( except Kay ) :angel:

 

See your under the thumb already :tongue2::laugh: :laugh:

 

 

:blink: And did`nt i say that men are pushover`s , but women play a tactical game , you`ve beaten me already :laugh:

 

You could be playing that game your self.. making me think i won that round :laugh: :laugh:

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I was thinking along the same lines recently and came to the conclusion that it isn't women per se who are the problem - its marriage. What the f**k is in it for men really ? Theres something strange that happens once the ring hits that finger, unless you picked the right one to begin with, which brings me back to the original problem that its much harder to get rid of her and start again once the man with the one day week has done his bit.

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