Women

[undisputed 1,664]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

[.terrier man. 193]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

 

Doing the dishes and the f*****g hoovering

[BEARINATOR 2,867]

Doing the dishes and the f*****g hoovering

[Guest stewie]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh:

[andyfr1968 772]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh:

 

And as men who've come out of one, we seem to spend the rest of our lives trying to get into other ones!!

[Captain Keg 2]

PMSL Andy. A mate who is an engineer said- whoever designed women wants a pat on the back, whoever wired them up wants shooting!

[Malt 379]

According to feminists, the women have fought their way out of the kitchen in the name of equality.. In reality men have discovered (like most things in life, apart from breastfeeding) we're actually far better cooks than they are. They didn't leave, they were kicked out...

 

PS. Don't tell the wife I said that...

PMSL Andy. A mate who is an engineer said- whoever designed women wants a pat on the back, whoever wired them up wants shooting!

 

Your mate sounds a sensible sort of chap, I like his style!

[danman 27]

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

give the bitch a shovel

[undisputed 1,664]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh:

 

That's what they're meant to do...I said apart from the obvious

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[bird 9,861]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh:

 

That's what they're meant to do...I said apart from the obvious

 

make sure the mrs dont look on the net, if you want a shag + blow job tonight, just watching nigela :tongue4:

[tb25 4,627]

women,monny,sex

[undisputed 1,664]

Well some say you cant live with them or without them. But apart from the obvious what has the female species actually contributed to modern society? All the important things in life have been invented by men. TV invented by a man, light bulb - men car - again by men, Aeroplane .....yes men again. Plumbing, roads men...Penicilin and other important medicines. ..I could go on but you get my drift.

 

Womens contribution - PMT, Feminism, nagging. A woman was in charge of the country for a number of years and almost brought it to its knees. Even in the bible there are stories of women causing trouble from, Eve, Lotts wife and Samson's burd. Then there was Pandora who couldn't keep her f*****g nose out that box and look what happend. All the evil in the world caused by women. So at the risk of being shot down in flames its time women stepped up to the plate and contributed something useful to the world at large. Have to go now the Mrs needs picked up from her night out but before I go I ask this. What has the female species contributed that is really useful that a man couldn't do better? :db: :crazy:

a women gave birth to all them men you mentioned and not many men could do that :doh:

 

That's what they're meant to do...I said apart from the obvious

 

make sure the mrs dont look on the net, if you want a shag + blow job tonight, just watching nigela :tongue4:

 

There's more chance of getting it of Nigela than my Mrs mate I can assure you

[miss lurcher bitch 319]

well women could say the same about men lol but i wont go there better of with out them lol

[ribb 15]

wonderfull things ladies but its like the dogs it can take a long time to get a good one