anyone got a well trained guard dog?

[robo-christ 40]

if so has anyone ever got past it?

i was speaking to a mate today about the best way to keep his lurchers safe from theives,he was saying if someone wants them bad enough they will get them.

 

now aside from shooting it (with a a silent weapon because otherwise i'd hear it) how do you get past a well trained guard dog?

 

even if you had a machete i wouldnt fancy your chances against on of these

 

[robo-christ 40]

not saying those were well trained btw but if they won't accept food off strangers how would you get around them?

[Tiny 7 1,694]

Fu(k me you would have no face left after that...!!

 

I wouldnt want too go against with anything in my hand to be honest

[GetOnitSkinDown 5]

A bloke who lives next to the local canal has 4 attack swans and i dont think chuck norris would even get past them

[Ideation 8,216]

Geese. Motherfuckers that they are, they make GREAT guards.

[Strong Stuff 2,171]

Was going to suggest Geese ..........

[Ideation 8,216]

And the only thing i can think of to get past a good male guard dog is a bitch in heat

[MATTI 34]

you could get past one of them dogs with a coal scuttle on your head

[fitchet 788]

plenty of ways to get past guard dogs none of them suitable for dicussion on an open furom . . . . .

[JR Yipp 111]

speak to crocodile dundee. hes got some tricks up his sleeve.

 

 

and the dog in the video looks shite.

["Earth!" 503]

Geese. Motherfuckers that they are, they make GREAT guards.

 

 

not a great idea leading up to xmas though

 

gineau fowl are better that geese as an alarm bird,noisey b*****d things but good eating also

[bird 9,947]

all they would do is posion the dog, just through a piece of raw meat, . The only way they are any good is with there onwer there, if left loose on there own, they would get in no prob. The best guard dog is a GSD, as they will frighten most of joe-public, and they make right noise. Try going on a farm with one loose or a collie, if they dont bite you, they will let everybody no you are there fact

[robo-christ 40]

a dog can be conditioned not to take food from anywhere but its bowl,my own lurcher pup does this naturally.

you could taze it but it would scream like a banshee and you'd know something was going on,so really aside from shooting from a safe distance (where it won't hear you and bark) I cant think of any way to get past it without at least someone hearing.

[Clare 33]

geese to attack, guniea fowl to set the alarm off! had people trespassing at farm and father was warned every time with guniea fowl screaming and gesses attacking lol

[charliehunter100 22]

If you could get them you wont beat a fila trust me