keeper or not?

[robo-christ 40]

pre-ban, i was biking with my lurcher i kept him on his lead until we get away from traffic then he runs almost as close as if he was heeling alongside me,i got to some land where pheasants are raised so put the dog on his lead and kept him on it until we were well away then let him off again.

 

a couple of hundred meters down the path there was a man of about 40 wearing that shit fake woodland camo a lot of shooters seem to wear walking towards me behind him he had a very fat quite old looking lab when i got near him he got in my way (it was a narrow path) and said 'you want to keep that thing on a lead'literally before i could answer about 4 roe jumped onto the path maybe 15 meters away,needless to say the dog was straight after them before i knew what was happening,i turned around to face my front and ride after them and this c**t pushed me off my bike

 

he started trying to stamp me out,i managed to grab one of his legs and probably because it was muddy drag him to the floor and we had it out for a few seconds (and he wasnt a soft c**t) ,some woman i didnt see before(i assume his missus) ran over screaming and i let go of him stood up and got up myself,he got up told me if sees me there again he'll kill me and all the rest and hobbled off,i found my lurcher and went home a bit worse for wear myself.

 

even if you don't believe this happened would you say this man was a game keeper?

they dont stalk or shoot the deer that i know of,and though he had a Labrador (just the 1) it was very fat.

i dont think he was some anti-hunting nugget because he wasnt weak and frail from lack of protein had short hair and didnt stink.

[craigyboy 1,274]

id say hes a kunt if what your saying is how it really happened,then i cant see what you have done wrong,so really it was self defence,allowing you to kick feck outta the kunt and leave him where he falls you know next time mate

Edited November 25, 2010 by craigyboy

[danw 1,748]

The bloke sounds a c**t mate there are plenty of wanabe keepers out there they put down a hundred birds and the next thing they could keeper windsor. A fat lab and shit cammo don't make you a keeper and most of us go to work to get away from the misses

[AL BUNDY 45]

possibly was a keeper ,fat lab an all.but iam more inclined to think it was an anti,a big lesbo and her girlfriend.you done well to get away with your life.

[tb25 4,627]

sounds like labtastic to me,

[robo-christ 40]

cheers for the answers,tbh its not going to stop me riding or running there im just really curious who this fecker was,it just doesnt add up to me that he was a keeper.

[Appleseed 27]

sounds like labtastic to me,

 

Nah, he's the fat one not the dog.

["Earth!" 503]

where did this happen??

 

go to the estate office

 

used to be a keeper around here like that and he got into alot of trouble doing so.

[Ideation 8,216]

If it was his wife, seems a bit odd she would be there if he was on his rounds? If it was my guess i'd say he was some kind of shooter, possibly part time keeper, maybe he did some deer stalking in his spare time. . . . whatever, and he was out for a stroll with missus and pooch and decided to act like a cock muncher.

[robo-christ 40]

thinking about it though why would a shooter be wearing camo without a shotgun or rifle?

whatever the case i wont pursue it this time,if i see him again at least he wont catch me off guard again lol

[.terrier man. 193]

he wasnt weak and frail from lack of protein

 

 

fukin pmsl mate

[captain jack sparrow 8]

sounds like a keeper,what area mate,

[Lab 10,979]

sounds like labtastic to me,

[Guest underdog]

sounds like labtastic to me,

 

Naaa mate, no mention of fishnet tights and he did say the dog was fat not obese.......

[Lab 10,979]

sounds like labtastic to me,

 

Naaa mate, no mention of fishnet tights and he did say the dog was fat not obese.......

You should have worked it out when Robo said he got up again that it wasn't me 'dog..........