Guest underdog Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Put this up in the shout box but just incase no one seen it... Magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ships parrot. Everytime he does a trick the parrot shouts.... its in his pocket..... 4 of clubs..... it's got a false bottom...... The magician f*****g hates it. One night the ship sinks and him and the parrot cling to a piece of drift wood. For four days the parrot says f**k all, just stares at him..... on the fifth day the parrot says, Ok i give up, wheres the f*****g ship??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says, "Sorry love the smell"s too bad down there - I can"t carry on." "That"ll be my arthritis," she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before." "No," she says, "It"s in my arms and hands... I can"t wipe me arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Women....why is it you can talk non stop all day but put a cock in your mouth and all of a sudden your jaw aches? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,076 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 I went to the doctor's yesterday. My usual Doc was away and I was seen by a very young and pretty lady Gp who asked all the usual questions and gave me a load of health tips .I was a bit taken aback when just as she started taking my blood pressure she advised me to stop masturbating. Just came right out with it! When I'd got over the shock I asked why. Apparently it was making it very hard to take my pulse ..... - Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 The lead actor in our local pantomime aladdin was bum raped by the gay genie on stage last night to be fair the audience did try to warn him........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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