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why did so many black folk die in vietnam?

when the sgt shouted get down the white folk hit the deck and the black folk started dancing

 

 

a pregnant women was caught in the crossfire of an armed robbery and shot 3 times in the belly

9 month l8r she had triplets 2 girls and a boy

16 yr l8r one of the girls runs down the stairs crying mammy mammy i was doing a pee and a bullet came out

so the mother explains what happened

a couple of days later the other girl runs down the stairs mammy mammy i was doing a pee and a bullet came out

again she explained what happened

the next day the boy runs down the stairs mammy mammy

mum says dont tell me you were doing a pee and a bullet came out

he says no I WAS HAVING A WANK AND SHOT THE DOG

 

i used to go out with a siamese twin

till she found out i was sha**in her sister behind her back

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot..... :tongue2:

 

Whats brown and sticky....?

 

 

a stick :tongue2:

 

whats pink and fluffy ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

PINK FLUFF

 

Q What's blue and fluffy?

 

 

A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

 

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

 

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

 

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

 

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

 

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

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Christmas is coming and my arse is getting fat,

I hate f*****g christmas and santa is a twat.

The credit crunch is on and times are really hard,

so you can consider this message, your f*****g christmas card.

 

Scroll down and you'll see santas willy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act your f*****g age!!! There is no santa!!! And why would you want to see his willy for??? :icon_eek:

 

f*****g weirdo!!! :feck:

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