terrierjohn 49 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 why did so many black folk die in vietnam? when the sgt shouted get down the white folk hit the deck and the black folk started dancing a pregnant women was caught in the crossfire of an armed robbery and shot 3 times in the belly 9 month l8r she had triplets 2 girls and a boy 16 yr l8r one of the girls runs down the stairs crying mammy mammy i was doing a pee and a bullet came out so the mother explains what happened a couple of days later the other girl runs down the stairs mammy mammy i was doing a pee and a bullet came out again she explained what happened the next day the boy runs down the stairs mammy mammy mum says dont tell me you were doing a pee and a bullet came out he says no I WAS HAVING A WANK AND SHOT THE DOG i used to go out with a siamese twin till she found out i was sha**in her sister behind her back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick81 275 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 WENT OUT WITH A RETARDED GIRL ONCE WHO WOULDN,T SWALLOW MY CUM.........SO I JUST SPUNKED ON THE WINDOW AND LET NATURE TAKE IT,S COURSE..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herdwick 52 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Last night I was talking to a young good looking woman. She asked if I liked breast or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not welcome in KFC anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 whats orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot..... Whats brown and sticky....? a stick whats pink and fluffy ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 (edited) whats orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot..... Whats brown and sticky....? a stick whats pink and fluffy ? PINK FLUFF Q What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding it's breath Edited November 23, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 those jokes are dire lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrierjohn 49 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 whats black n white black n white black n whit black n white red? a nun falling down the stairs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 pinched 1 or 2 for fb lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxlamper80 28 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 lorry load of viagra stolen by 7 dwarfs police are on the look out for a bunch of we hard men Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 I can't get my head around lap dancing bars.... If I wanted to give a woman loads of money to be left sexually frustrated, I may as well stay home with the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrierjohn 49 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 I can't get my head around lap dancing bars.... If I wanted to give a woman loads of money to be left sexually frustrated, I may as well stay home with the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest underdog Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Christmas is coming and my arse is getting fat, I hate f*****g christmas and santa is a twat. The credit crunch is on and times are really hard, so you can consider this message, your f*****g christmas card. Scroll down and you'll see santas willy!! Act your f*****g age!!! There is no santa!!! And why would you want to see his willy for??? f*****g weirdo!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 i used to go out with a girl who had exzma......... she had cracking tits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 some crackers on ya lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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