Joke

[Malt 379]

A teacher tells her class to ask their parents for a story ending with a moral as part of their homework.

 

The next day the members of the class each gave their stories, and then they came to Johnny in the corner.

 

"What's your story, Johnny?", said the teacher.

 

Johnny stood up and began to tell the story of his uncle Pete.

 

"Uncle Pete was a RAF pilot during the first gulf war. He got shot down over Iraq, and all he had with him was a bottle of whiskey, his pistol and his survival knife. He ejected the plane & drank the whiskey on the way down to save it from falling into enemy hands."

 

"He landed right in the middle of an enemy patrol, and killed five soldiers straight away with the broken whiskey bottle. Then he killed 20 more with his pistol until he ran out of ammo. He then pulled his knife out and killed 20 more with that until the blade snapped. There were 10 left, and he killed them all with his bare hands!"

 

"Ah," said the teacher, "and is the moral of the story to do with never giving up no matter how the odds are stacked against you?"

 

"No Miss," said Johnny, "My dad said the moral of the story is:

 

Always stay away from uncle Pete when he's on the whiskey..."

 

[alan626 305]

[Born Hunter 17,818]

[MAIN MAN 277]

Mick knocks on paddys door, paddys wife opens the door,

 

mick says is paddy in?

 

she says no he,s up the pub! mick says i,v always fancied you, any chance of a fuk?

 

she says no! he said il give you £300 she says why not and they get on with it!

 

Paddy comes home at 11,30 and says did mick drop my wages off?

[Mastiff 7]

A teacher tells her class to ask their parents for a story ending with a moral as part of their homework.

 

The next the members of the class each gave their stories, and then they came to Johnny in the corner.

 

"What's your story, Johnny?", said the teacher.

 

Johnny stood up and began to tell the story of his uncle Pete.

 

"Uncle Pete was a RAF pilot during the first gulf war. He got shot down over Iraq, and all he had with him was a bottle of whiskey, his pistol and his survival knife. He ejected the plane & drank the whiskey on the way down to save it from falling into enemy hands."

 

"He landed right in the middle of an enemy patrol, and killed five soldiers straight away with the broken whiskey bottle. Then he killed 20 more with his pistol until he ran out of ammo. He then pulled his knife out and killed 20 more with that until the blade snapped. There were 10 left, and he killed them all with his bare hands!"

 

"Ah," said the teacher, "and is the moral of the story to do with never giving up no matter how the odds are stacked against you?"

 

"No Miss," said Johnny, "My dad said the moral of the story is:

 

Always stay away from uncle Pete when he's on the whiskey..."

 

 

 

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[johnny boy68 11,726]

A teacher tells her class to ask their parents for a story ending with a moral as part of their homework.

 

The next the members of the class each gave their stories, and then they came to Johnny in the corner.

 

"What's your story, Johnny?", said the teacher.

 

Johnny stood up and began to tell the story of his uncle Pete.

 

"Uncle Pete was a RAF pilot during the first gulf war. He got shot down over Iraq, and all he had with him was a bottle of whiskey, his pistol and his survival knife. He ejected the plane & drank the whiskey on the way down to save it from falling into enemy hands."

 

"He landed right in the middle of an enemy patrol, and killed five soldiers straight away with the broken whiskey bottle. Then he killed 20 more with his pistol until he ran out of ammo. He then pulled his knife out and killed 20 more with that until the blade snapped. There were 10 left, and he killed them all with his bare hands!"

 

"Ah," said the teacher, "and is the moral of the story to do with never giving up no matter how the odds are stacked against you?"

 

"No Miss," said Johnny, "My dad said the moral of the story is:

 

Always stay away from uncle Pete when he's on the whiskey..."

 

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[pigeon640 0]

like it hic hic lol

[jf1970 328]

A teacher tells her class to ask their parents for a story ending with a moral as part of their homework.

 

The next day the members of the class each gave their stories, and then they came to Johnny in the corner.

 

"What's your story, Johnny?", said the teacher.

 

Johnny stood up and began to tell the story of his uncle Pete.

 

"Uncle Pete was a RAF pilot during the first gulf war. He got shot down over Iraq, and all he had with him was a bottle of whiskey, his pistol and his survival knife. He ejected the plane & drank the whiskey on the way down to save it from falling into enemy hands."

 

"He landed right in the middle of an enemy patrol, and killed five soldiers straight away with the broken whiskey bottle. Then he killed 20 more with his pistol until he ran out of ammo. He then pulled his knife out and killed 20 more with that until the blade snapped. There were 10 left, and he killed them all with his bare hands!"

 

"Ah," said the teacher, "and is the moral of the story to do with never giving up no matter how the odds are stacked against you?"

 

"No Miss," said Johnny, "My dad said the moral of the story is:

 

Always stay away from uncle Pete when he's on the whiskey..."

 

 

pmsl

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