WHATS THE STRANGE

[scent 509]

never let a woman with fat fingers and sharp teeth trombone you

[rob.i 26]

Helped a mates father in law ,an old farmer to put his chicken sheds up took me and my mate three days our wages were two chickens each and six railway sleepers feckin tight owd barsteward

[masmiffy 82]

Best tip you will ever get is

 

DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW

[gnipper 6,512]

Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!!

 

 

Got to be the one and only the legend dick hall from stamford rd birkdale

 

 

Fella i worked for years ago use to have pigs use take them

to him fu(k me he didnt give a sh1t seen some funny things

Did Twinny have pigs?

[christian71 3,187]

Nope Dotty, it was up Christian's neck of the woods... Southport!!

 

 

Got to be the one and only the legend dick hall from stamford rd birkdale

 

 

Fella i worked for years ago use to have pigs use take them

to him fu(k me he didnt give a sh1t seen some funny things

Did Twinny have pigs?

 

 

THink they did dick lived in the middle of stamford rd backed on to the school

[gnipper 6,512]

Some rum old feckers round Birkdale . One of my great aunties had a pig born without an arse so made it one with a knife

[lanesra 3,994]

Done some decorating for a really wealthy man , worth 10s of millions , anyway put the hours in to get the jod finished for a relative comin to stay with him, he was delighted and wrote me a cheque for what id done and told me he had somethin extra for me .......... headed off to his office for my TREATS ....... THE MISERABLE FECKER GAVE ME A FIVER AND SAID "HAVE A DRINK ON ME" he was right sayin have A DRINK , Thats all i could get with it at £3 a pint..... pity there wasnt a mirror in his office cause my face was a picture .