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keeps me in mind of the time i shot a pheasant wi me catty and it landed on a rabbit and it jumped up and hit branch on a tree by the river and it snaped off and killed a salmon..and if that salmon had have jumped any higher it might have killed the super dooper emperor sized stag [bANNED TEXT] was just passing :whistling:

 

I can beat that................... I was out with ma pea shooter when I was a boy, hit this woodcock in full flight, it summersaulted in mid air, took the head clean off a pheasant which ran 200 yards headless, tripped over a 12 point stag which broke its leg and fell head first into a river.. when I pulled it out, it had speared 8 salmon and 4 sea trout with its antlers.......

PISH!!!! You've never had a pea shooter!

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keeps me in mind of the time i shot a pheasant wi me catty and it landed on a rabbit and it jumped up and hit branch on a tree by the river and it snaped off and killed a salmon..and if that salmon had have jumped any higher it might have killed the super dooper emperor sized stag [bANNED TEXT] was just passing :whistling:

 

I can beat that................... I was out with ma pea shooter when I was a boy, hit this woodcock in full flight, it summersaulted in mid air, took the head clean off a pheasant which ran 200 yards headless, tripped over a 12 point stag which broke its leg and fell head first into a river.. when I pulled it out, it had speared 8 salmon and 4 sea trout with its antlers.......

 

:toast:

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keeps me in mind of the time i shot a pheasant wi me catty and it landed on a rabbit and it jumped up and hit branch on a tree by the river and it snaped off and killed a salmon..and if that salmon had have jumped any higher it might have killed the super dooper emperor sized stag [bANNED TEXT] was just passing :whistling:

 

I can beat that................... I was out with ma pea shooter when I was a boy, hit this woodcock in full flight, it summersaulted in mid air, took the head clean off a pheasant which ran 200 yards headless, tripped over a 12 point stag which broke its leg and fell head first into a river.. when I pulled it out, it had speared 8 salmon and 4 sea trout with its antlers.......

 

:toast:

 

had me choking on ma satsuma,:laugh:

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keeps me in mind of the time i shot a pheasant wi me catty and it landed on a rabbit and it jumped up and hit branch on a tree by the river and it snaped off and killed a salmon..and if that salmon had have jumped any higher it might have killed the super dooper emperor sized stag [bANNED TEXT] was just passing :whistling:

 

I can beat that................... I was out with ma pea shooter when I was a boy, hit this woodcock in full flight, it summersaulted in mid air, took the head clean off a pheasant which ran 200 yards headless, tripped over a 12 point stag which broke its leg and fell head first into a river.. when I pulled it out, it had speared 8 salmon and 4 sea trout with its antlers.......

PISH!!!! You've never had a pea shooter!

 

I'll have you know I was shit hot with a pea shooter............. their wasn't a rowan tree with berries with me about....... :tongue2:

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reminds me of the time i was out bushing with my terrier,f*****g thing got carried off by a redtail hawk and then it dropped it about thirty yards away,terrier fell onto a hare and killed it,when i picked the hare up there was a £5 note laying under it so i went to the pub to have a celebratory pint,handed over the £5 and got change back for a £20,funny old thing luck :whistling:

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reminds me of the time i was out bushing with my terrier,f*****g thing got carried off by a redtail hawk and then it dropped it about thirty yards away,terrier fell onto a hare and killed it,when i picked the hare up there was a £5 note laying under it so i went to the pub to have a celebratory pint,handed over the £5 and got change back for a £20,funny old thing luck :whistling:

 

You've took that too far mate............ :thumbdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke lol :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::tongue2:

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reminds me of the time i was out bushing with my terrier,f*****g thing got carried off by a redtail hawk and then it dropped it about thirty yards away,terrier fell onto a hare and killed it,when i picked the hare up there was a £5 note laying under it so i went to the pub to have a celebratory pint,handed over the £5 and got change back for a £20,funny old thing luck :whistling:

 

You've took that too far mate............ :thumbdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke lol :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::tongue2:

really,no further than the original thread starter though surely :tongue2::doh::thumbs:

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reminds me of the time i was out bushing with my terrier,f*****g thing got carried off by a redtail hawk and then it dropped it about thirty yards away,terrier fell onto a hare and killed it,when i picked the hare up there was a £5 note laying under it so i went to the pub to have a celebratory pint,handed over the £5 and got change back for a £20,funny old thing luck :whistling:

 

You've took that too far mate............ :thumbdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke lol :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::tongue2:

really,no further than the original thread starter though surely :tongue2::doh::thumbs:

 

I'm not so sure to be honest, I only answered cos I seen wully writing a funny post. You never know what can happen in this game just cos it hasn't happened to us, doesn't mean it cant..... although I struggle to see how lol.

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reminds me of the time i was out bushing with my terrier,f*****g thing got carried off by a redtail hawk and then it dropped it about thirty yards away,terrier fell onto a hare and killed it,when i picked the hare up there was a £5 note laying under it so i went to the pub to have a celebratory pint,handed over the £5 and got change back for a £20,funny old thing luck :whistling:

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