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[Phantom 631]

and what exactly am i trying to prove phantom?

 

Gotcha H,L&S!

 

Your not trying to prove anything buddy

I'm just having a leg pull about you wanting us to retrieve all the scalie tail bodies we shoot

 

Well we gotta have a giggle sometime don't we? Especially when these orrible cold, windy, wet and fecking miserable days draw in and keep us from our fun outside :kiss:

 

Phantom

[pointer 543]

I reckon half and half is just using the same dead bodies over and over again.we weren't getting many and now that I haven't been shooting with him for a while all of a sudden he is back getting good numbers again.............something just ain't right

 

And he always seems to retrieve a good percentage of the rats he shoots which as anybody who reads this section knows just isn't possible..........it just makes no sense lol

 

I reckon he knew I'd discover his fraudulent methods and that's why he never invites me out anymore.

[half n' half 8]

I reckon half and half is just using the same dead bodies over and over again.we weren't getting many and now that I haven't been shooting with him for a while all of a sudden he is back getting good numbers again.............something just ain't right

 

And he always seems to retrieve a good percentage of the rats he shoots which as anybody who reads this section knows just isn't possible..........it just makes no sense lol

 

I reckon he knew I'd discover his fraudulent methods and that's why he never invites me out anymore.

 

nah you talking crap mate.

i have a six inch ladrador that retieves the rats for me thats why i get so many bodies.

i did used to freeze the bodies and use them in the next picture but our lass wasn't happy when they were making the fish fingers go bad in the freezer.

i never invite you out anymore because i get embarrased when i shoot all your rats and have to listen to you telling the farmer how great of a rat verminator you are.

[Phantom 631]

Quick question?

 

How far Up North is Down and Out?

 

Phantom

[Phantom 631]

 

i did used to freeze the bodies and use them in the next picture but our lass wasn't happy when they were making the fish fingers go bad in the freezer.

 

 

My beloved, soon to be ex missus is always bitchin about the amount of frozen pelts I have in the freezer

Told her I need about 100 before I can mix up the preserving chemicals, but she still whinges!

 

Phantom

[pointer 543]

I had the same problem until I bought a big chest freezer for the garage,its stood beside the rat sized stretching rack I had built.

Well you have to talk it up to farmers don't you,otherwise they think your not taking it serious.

[half n' half 8]

I had the same problem until I bought a big chest freezer for the garage,its stood beside the rat sized stretching rack I had built.

Well you have to talk it up to farmers don't you,otherwise they think your not taking it serious.

 

you couldn't be so kind as to lend me that rat stretching rack could you,i have something in need of lengthening.

[pointer 543]

Just call round anytime

[rossi_j 99]

From a young lad shooting a squizzer to borowing a rat streacher for an enlargement job and some comedy inbetween and all in only two pages ;-)

 

Good thread, im not sure how further you guys can go with that and get away with it tho

 

.ste. (Having a chuckle)

[Marksman 934]

sorry about some off the stupid posts and google pics some i use i can not upload any sorry butt happy hunting mates

 

well done on the squizzer mate.....

Since you held your hands up and apologised....here's some useful information for you....

 

I reckon this is prob the easiest way and also saves space on the forum with uploading pics as well

 

Resizing Large Pics

 

If you have massively sized pics from your digital camera you'll need to resize them. You can do this with Paint but the results don't always looks too good so try PIXresizer from http://bluefive.pair.com/pixresizer.htm - it's really easy to use and free as well. Choose a pic size around 800x600, which shows up well on the forum without people needing to scroll across too much

 

- click load in the PIXResizer window and browse to where you've stored your image

- type a size in the next section e.g. 800x600

- choose JPEG for file format

- click save and put the file wherever you want ready for uploading

 

 

 

Uploading Your Photos \ Videos

 

Go to http://www.photobucket.com/ and create a new account

 

Upload your pics on Photobucket using the buttons on the page (you can do videos as well)

 

 

Putting The Images Into a Thread

 

Under each photo you upload on Photobucket or Imageshack there's a few boxes with URL's in them. Copy and Paste the bottom URL in between the [/img] tags into your thread wherever you want the pic et voila

 

 

Now lets see those pics along with some good writeups mate!!

 

Darryl