lurchers steeling

[pointer28 1]

I had a Dobermann that took my mobile phone and chewed it into pieces, and this was 8 - 10 years ago when mobiles were bloody expensive.

[jumby 11]

my dog miggs had my tea pork stakes and mash he left me one piece of brockly he opened the back door while i was upstaires

[Ray Mears 272]

my dog has a liking for bird feeders when i take her out for a walk and there hanging in the tree take your eyes of her for one second and shes climbing the tree for it lol but the best was when a old man was feeding the ducks with a bit of breed my dog ran 300 yards and jumped up him for the bredd lol until the bloke tryed to kick her lol

[mole trapper 1,693]

MY THEIVING GIT TOOK THE FULL SALMON STARTER OF THE KITCHEN WORKTOP WIFE ONLY WENT TO ANSWER THE PHONE COME BACK ONE LURCHER LICKING ITS LIPS LOL THEIVING B******.

 

MY LAST LURCHER HAD A FULL PLATE OF STEAK FROM OUT THE FRIDGE , I THINK THEY ALL GOT THE THIEF IN EM

Glad to see that it isnt only my two bitches that like smoked samon! They dont restrict their theiving habits to Christmas however! If it is left unsupervised then as far as they are concerned it is fair game. Of course the older bitch swears she has had nothing to do with it but I am sure she didnt just sit there as the 9 month old pup demolished 2 pasties and 2 sausage rolls!! Think it was payback because went out to pub without them!!!

 

PS According to the good Mr Plummer this is what lurchers were famed for!!!! Pinching not samon

 

Happy new year everyone

[elma-fudd 0]

yes its nice to know that they all have that steeling gene still dont no wither to slap them for doing it or laugh just this minute as i was typing this took a baseball hat of one of my bitchs and the other ones was chewing wood

[MR TEA POT 1,287]

I had a Dobermann that took my mobile phone and chewed it into pieces, and this was 8 - 10 years ago when mobiles were bloody expensive.

 

And big the dog must have been chewing it for ages,they was like bricks them first mobiles

[Guest arnie]

I had a Dobermann that took my mobile phone and chewed it into pieces, and this was 8 - 10 years ago when mobiles were bloody expensive.

 

And big the dog must have been chewing it for ages,they was like bricks them first mobiles

[DeanD 3]

yes its nice to know that they all have that steeling gene still dont no wither to slap them for doing it or laugh just this minute as i was typing this took a baseball hat of one of my bitchs and the other ones was chewing wood

 

I've got (or had) a very nice flowering bush but they've been stripping the bark and chewing the branches. The male will chew anything, I've caught him nicking boxes of nails when I was working on the kennel!! Hammers, 2x4 end cuts... he definitely has a fetish for wood.

[Guest peakhound]

Glad to see everyone else lives with thieves too! My old dog lurcher bitch pinched liver and onions off the hob while my back was turned for 2 secs, and then lay on her bed looking accusingly at the other dog! She also had a spiteful streak and would eat onions from the veggie rack if hubby went out without her. And as for the times she's left knickers and undies in the lounge just when visitors arrive......

[FPO 0]

All i can say is theyre better than kids Im sure!!! at least they only steal for their stomachs / entertainment, not for booze drugs new clothes etc!! wouldnt be without mine!

 

forgott to say rescued a lurcher early last year, was going to be shot as owner no longer wanted it - scumbag - anyway couldnt get on with my two dogs (too quiet and adoring!!!) so it was decieded mother could do with a little company and definately the excercise!!! Suzzie shows her appreciation on a regular basis by helping with the washing up (mothers favorite job!!) unfortunately suzzie hasnt realised that she is ment to let mother eat the food on work surface first!!!! Helps the figure is all i point out when I get another one of those phone calls!!!!!

Edited January 3, 2007 by FPO

[Guest Eamon.Mc]

Feck my terriers are great at it too. Was out hunting one day came home the wife had made soup and I was so looking forward to it. Had the last crusty roll and bowl of soup well more of a bucket than a bowl, phone rang so I set my bowl on the footstool thinkin it'd be ok but 2-3mins later when I walked back in soup and bap gone, was pissed big time but all I could do was laugh at him sittin lookin innocent licking his lips.

[elma-fudd 0]

hi all i was talking to my brother the other night about this thread having a laugh when he rememberd about his lurcher about 8 years ago he nipped round the corner to the shops only gone no more than 2 minutes left pasta boiling on the stove came back and the pot was empty and starting to burn his dog had been on the bunker and ate the f--king lot must of burnt his self to hell,he was some dog.

[DIGGIT 6]

belive or not ive got a lurcher that can open the back door to the house and gets into everything, and now the fecker has worked out how to open the next door neighbours, im looky cuz the old girl likes the dog but ive had to make a few trips to tescos because the dog has had a good much up around there

[jacob 28]

belive or not ive got a lurcher that can open the back door to the house and gets into everything, and now the fecker has worked out how to open the next door neighbours, im looky cuz the old girl likes the dog but ive had to make a few trips to tescos because the dog has had a good much up around there

the word lurcher comes from the romani word lur. meaning thief ,its nice to know so many of em living up to their name