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i don't know how many times i have to tell the missus and kids,HP brown sauce is for the men, tomato ketchup(sugared shit)is for the kids and girls,yet after 27 years she still asks"what sauce you want on your bacon sarnie",surely the answer is obvious..... :hmm:

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I put both on a chip butty.......ye canny beat it :thumbs:

 

its 'CAN NOT', not canny you dopey foreign tit :whistling:

 

you have both as you are unsure of you sexuality. as watchman said,brown for the men,red for the women and kids :yes:

 

suppose you put it on your roast and gravy on your chips too :sick:

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I put both on a chip butty.......ye canny beat it :thumbs:

 

its 'CAN NOT', not canny you dopey foreign tit :whistling:

 

you have both as you are unsure of you sexuality. as watchman said,brown for the men,red for the women and kids :yes:

 

suppose you put it on your roast and gravy on your chips too :sick:

No thats what the gravy's for numb nuts.... :doh:

I have both because i can and i will continue to do so and no jumped up wee English freak is going to stop that... :tongue2:

And why dont you leave your misses arse alone for a wee while, its bound too be red raw..... :censored:

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I put both on a chip butty.......ye canny beat it :thumbs:

 

its 'CAN NOT', not canny you dopey foreign tit :whistling:

 

you have both as you are unsure of you sexuality. as watchman said,brown for the men,red for the women and kids :yes:

 

suppose you put it on your roast and gravy on your chips too :sick:

No thats what the gravy's for numb nuts.... :doh:

I have both because i can and i will continue to do so and no jumped up wee(its little NOT wee) English freak is going to stop that... :tongue2:

And why dont you leave your misses arse alone for a wee(LITTLE!) while, its bound too be red raw..... :censored:

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I put both on a chip butty.......ye canny beat it :thumbs:

 

its 'CAN NOT', not canny you dopey foreign tit :whistling:

 

you have both as you are unsure of you sexuality. as watchman said,brown for the men,red for the women and kids :yes:

 

suppose you put it on your roast and gravy on your chips too :sick:

No thats what the gravy's for numb nuts.... :doh:

I have both because i can and i will continue to do so and no jumped up wee(its little NOT wee) English freak is going to stop that... :tongue2:

And why dont you leave your misses arse alone for a wee(LITTLE!) while, its bound too be red raw..... :censored:

(its little NOT wee) ...........thats probably why your having to go back door all the time, tighter fit to aid your small penis... :whistling:

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I put both on a chip butty.......ye canny beat it :thumbs:

 

its 'CAN NOT', not canny you dopey foreign tit :whistling:

 

you have both as you are unsure of you sexuality. as watchman said,brown for the men,red for the women and kids :yes:

 

suppose you put it on your roast and gravy on your chips too :sick:

No thats what the gravy's for numb nuts.... :doh:

I have both because i can and i will continue to do so and no jumped up wee(its little NOT wee) English freak is going to stop that... :tongue2:

And why dont you leave your misses arse alone for a wee(LITTLE!) while, its bound too be red raw..... :censored:

(its little NOT wee) ...........thats probably why your having to go back door all the time, tighter fit to aid your small penis... :whistling:

 

proper women take it anywhere,way and when ;)

 

you you finally reach a proper adult age you may find yourself a proper women :yes:

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