mole catcher 1 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Well folks i hope you all had a lovely christmas diner. Me and the wife would have had but the bloody dog had the meat off the kitchen work top. Please dont laugh, it wasnt funny 1lb gammon ham and about 2lb of sliced turkey gone in a few seconds. my 3/4grey x collie was the one who pulled it off the side and was then joined by the bedyxwhipp to enduldge it what must have been a meal of a lifetime. When i walked into the kitchen i was met by my wife near to tears and the plate on the floor with the 2 greedy feckers looking up at me licking thier lips. Have you ever noticed how fast lurchers can move when they are trying to move out of the way of a flying foot? well they moved and i missed. Had the wife been able to find the gun cabinet key i think i would have spent the day burying the dogs. Well alls well that ends well i suppose,thanks to my mum and a ready cooked chicken ourselves and our dinner quests had a lovely christmas dinner,as you all did i hope. And to end this tale of woo and misery let me tell you, never sit down wind of an over feed lurcher that has bad wind from eating too much christmas turkey, s!@t he stank! Wish you all the best for the new year, may it be both a happy one and a fruitfull one to you all yours in sport molecatcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreterno1 0 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 (edited) sounds like a interesting day i bet the dogs have never eaten so well :11: Edited December 27, 2006 by ferreterno1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pointer28 1 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 tragedy + time = comedy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A Sick Old Man Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 I know how you feel Mole, my collie cross and bull cross got my expensive proper reared chicken off the back of the cooker, we only had a bit off the breast and the two legs. The bloody dogs had the rest And what made it worse was I had given them two sheeps necks not an hour before The gutsey bloody curs, Such is life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Ouch, sorry about dinner MC. Not up to that level really but came in from the farm at lambing one day, seriously starving. Had bought a nice thick steak from the butchers, left it on the kitchen table to take off the mucky gear. Went back into the kitchen heard rustling from the dogs corner... Passed no notice until I realised the steak had vanished, dog was chewing plastic bnag and all! Cheeky sod! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 thats funny It never fails to amaze me, the amount of folk, i know with luchers, who will actually leave them in the vicinity of food They are the thieving gypsy b*****ds of the dog world for fecks sake That bugger of mine will have anything away, he knows doesnt belong to him, kids toys, socks off the line, you name it, he will nick it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted December 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 (edited) I know what you meen about the lurcher being a thieving b*****d, shame my new wife, who has up untill she met me, never had the pleasure of lurchers in the house. oh well you live and learn. i wouldnt mind but the wife had only 5 mins earlier given them the leg meat. mind you it was a good excuse to have a few beers that nite,to get over the shock of the day That reminds me of an old lurcher of mine who ran in a strangers caravan and came out with a box of 4 frozen beef burgers, but that as they say is another story. Edited December 27, 2006 by mole catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 mole catcher sorry lad thats funny .oh that homebrew turned out shi** Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 I had the same happen here some yrs ago , the bugger helped himself to half a side of beef from out of the kitchen he also managed to get on the work top & devour a huge box of after eights i had to get him to the vets on boxing day as he had vomited the most vile mess all over the house, there were piles of it every where He was feeling very sorry for himself for a few days but i had to watch him like a hawk with anythink edable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Nah... bollocks... I recon you saw how bad your Mrs had cremated the turkey, fed it to the dog when she was out the room and decided to have a curry instead . Poor pooch getting the blame Wish i had thought of that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bonanza 0 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 My lurcher@lakeland once stole and ate a full christmas cake and 2 dozen eggs off the kitchen side.They had bellies like drums for days,every time they had a drink the fruit would swell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I took our eldest Rottie to the vets earlier this year with a shoulder problem, loads of dosh later we ended up giving her anti-inflanitary tabs., but she was so bad on the day that I had to lift her in and out of the car . Got back home and left her in the car as all our dogs just love lazin' in there, came in the house, went to the loo, the "patient" jumped out of the car, into the kitchen and alf inched my dinner off the cooker . Miraculous recovery............Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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