beware a scotman giving something away for nothing

[Guest bullterrier]

 

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow. He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks, "If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

 

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Nah, ye can gae ahead."

 

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

 

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

 

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

[Lab 10,979]

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow. He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks, "If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

 

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Nah, ye can gae ahead."

 

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

 

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

 

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

hahahaahahhaha.......

 

The cat shat in my soup the other night, so i could only eat half off that

[CarraghsGem 92]

i really shouldnt eat when im on the net :sick:

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow. He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks, "If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

 

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Nah, ye can gae ahead."

 

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

 

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

 

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

hahahaahahhaha.......

 

The cat shat in my soup the other night, so i could only eat half off that

 

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[clint 45]

[Wxm 1,638]

lmao cracker ..... pinchin that for fb lol

[Skylark 3]

[the fezz 44]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Catcher 1 639]

There are 2 types of people, those that are Scottish and those who wish they were.........

 

 

[steboro 26]

a female Celtic fan goes to claim child benefit.the woman behind the counter says how many children have you got.10 she replies.wright give me there names says the woman behind the counter.so the Celtic fan replys.declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,declan,..dosent that get confusing..no its great if its time for bed all i shout is declan and thay all go to bed ... if its time for tea i shout declan and thay all come in for tea...[bANNED TEXT] if you wont a one to one....i just shout them by there surnames

[just jack 998]

There are 2 types of people, those that are Scottish and those who wish they were.........

 

 

 

and the 3rd

that said "how come most of us look like gordon strachan"

mary doll

[sikastag_1 689]

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Edited September 3, 2019 by grant_c