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Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast.

 

The second guy, a man u fan,placed his hat over the other breast. The third guy a liverpool fan then placed his hat over the woman's private parts. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Spurs hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the utd hat and returned it. Then he picked up the liverpool hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.

 

By this time, the liverpool fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these liverpool hats, there's an arsehole under it."

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maybe it was robbed by one of those thieving scouse feckers.............oh my god...Craigyboys took over my brain :icon_eek:

:laugh: goodnight all you lovely scousers its time for my bed,i bet most of you are just off out now :whistling: il just leave you with this breaking news today

THIEVES STRIKE AT LIVERPOOL AIRPORT

 

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Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast.

 

The second guy, a man u fan,placed his hat over the other breast. The third guy a liverpool fan then placed his hat over the woman's private parts. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Spurs hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the utd hat and returned it. Then he picked up the liverpool hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.

 

By this time, the liverpool fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these liverpool hats, there's an arsehole under it."

:toast:

:feck: :feck: :laugh: :laugh:

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Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast.

 

The second guy, a man u fan,placed his hat over the other breast. The third guy a liverpool fan then placed his hat over the woman's private parts. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Spurs hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the utd hat and returned it. Then he picked up the liverpool hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.

 

By this time, the liverpool fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these liverpool hats, there's an arsehole under it."

:toast:

:feck: :feck: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

 

WISH LIVERPOOL EVERY SUCSESS:notworthy:

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you mancs best pray you finish in the top four because with your massive debts youse will be fecked without the champions leauge money.

i remember hearing somthing that united would have to sell a top player each season because of there debts.ronaldo last year and rooney for this season so i dont know what youse will do the following season as youse wont have any top players left :D:D

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