dave1372 83 Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 (edited) .......its a hard one Edited October 9, 2010 by dave1372 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Super Strong Viagra An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor. She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.' The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.' 'No . . . that's okay.†Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted October 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Super Strong Viagra An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it's still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor. She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.' The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.' 'No . . . that's okay." Replied the old lady, "We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway.' :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 they give viagra to the guys in the old peoples home near me... it stops them rolling out of bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 If they sell them at B&Q there slogan "YOU CAN DO IT , WHEN YOU B&Q IT" will be spot on ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylark 3 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 If they sell them at B&Q there slogan "YOU CAN DO IT , WHEN YOU B&Q IT" will be spot on ! yep, and "THATS why mums go to iceland" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 they give viagra to the guys in the old peoples home near me... it stops them rolling out of bed now that was funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 I hear chineese, have develp Viagra eye drop. It no make them , make love any better. Jus make them all look hard as F88K ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buster 8789 64 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 they give viagra to the guys in the old peoples home near me... it stops them rolling out of bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I know someone who once mixed up their viagra with their sleeping pills and instead of forty winks he had forty :wankerzo4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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