mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Bum the tonsils out of Ann Robinson :laugh: live on Weakest link then when I've finished exclaim that she is the weakest link and push her over I just know I'd get into trouble though Eejit Knew I'd get lambasted for opening my heart :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Swingers club :whistling: very discrete :laugh: there's one up the road... ahem I was 23 and single Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Swingers club :whistling: very discrete :laugh: there's one up the road... ahem I was 23 and single Were swingers clubs even invented when i was in my twenties ? It was a few decades ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Swingers club :whistling: very discrete :laugh: there's one up the road... ahem I was 23 and single Were swingers clubs even invented when i was in my twenties ? It was a few decades ago Fuuck knows I'm only 30 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that sounds like me .. i am not very brave or adventurous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that sounds like me .. i am not very brave or adventurous Couple of bevies and most women relax and get into the spirit of things :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Swingers club :whistling: very discrete :laugh: there's one up the road... ahem I was 23 and single Were swingers clubs even invented when i was in my twenties ? It was a few decades ago Fuuck knows I'm only 30 :laugh: Ya sprog ! Anyhoo.... don't forget tea on saturday, if you can make it. Am dying to show you the new addition It's a wee rescue springer and she's lovely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Shoot lions, tigers and leopards in the wild with a Nikon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that sounds like me .. i am not very brave or adventurous Couple of bevies and most women relax and get into the spirit of things :laugh: Oh no i like a clear head & being in control forget the drink .. i will stay celibate & single Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 sounds like me .. i am not very brave or adventurous Hey, if you cut me in half, it says WUSS all the way through me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that Swingers club :whistling: very discrete :laugh: there's one up the road... ahem I was 23 and single Were swingers clubs even invented when i was in my twenties ? It was a few decades ago Fuuck knows I'm only 30 :laugh: Ya sprog ! Anyhoo.... don't forget tea on saturday, if you can make it. Am dying to show you the new addition It's a wee rescue springer and she's lovely. I'll really try to get there but with present circumstances I don't know if I'm coming or going But I'm desperate for something other than a take away plus I've just got a new house and have to move me stuff in which is a ball ache Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 In my twenties, i had a hankering to try group sex, but i never had the bottle and anyway, the opportunity never presented itself. Bloody hell Elaine it makes me wanting to photograph gorillas in the wild look very boring :laugh: LMAO here It is true though, mind you i just know even if the opportunity had been there, i'd have turned up, wimped out and gone home ......story of my life that sounds like me .. i am not very brave or adventurous Couple of bevies and most women relax and get into the spirit of things :laugh: Oh no i like a clear head & being in control forget the drink .. i will stay celibate & single OMG your parents weren't cousins were they :laugh: the last one ok I'll go along but the first two are important in life, nowt worse than pent up frustration :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 I'll really try to get there but with present circumstances I don't know if I'm coming or going But I'm desperate for something other than a take away plus I've just got a new house and have to move me stuff in which is a ball ache No worries. Give us a shout if you need help shifting stuff, there's the 4x4 and Chris's van to go at. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,712 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 I'll really try to get there but with present circumstances I don't know if I'm coming or going But I'm desperate for something other than a take away plus I've just got a new house and have to move me stuff in which is a ball ache No worries. Give us a shout if you need help shifting stuff, there's the 4x4 and Chris's van to go at. See people check out this gem :kiss: :laugh: Not so many like you around love :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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