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[Lab 10,979]

Little Miss Muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm...

Along came a nigger, who's cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm!

 

 

 

Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?.....

I live in a flat, you stupid twat, so how the f**k would i know?

 

 

 

Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white and whispy.....

Along came foot and mouth disease and now its black and crispy!

 

 

Come on add yer own for a laugh

[Guest jimmycent]

hickory dickory dock

your wife was strokin my cock

the clock struck one

and it went up her bum

hickory dickory dock

 

hickory dickory dock

your wife was lovin my cock

the clock struck two

i was covered poo

hickory dickory dock

[tramp1 4]

BILL AND ETHYL WENT UP THE HILL SO BILL COULD LICK ETHYLS FANNY.BILL GOT A SHOCK AND A MOUTH FULL OF COCK BECAUSE ETHLYS A PRE-OP TRANNY.

[KittleRox 2,147]

BILL AND ETHYL WENT UP THE HILL SO BILL COULD LICK ETHYLS FANNY.BILL GOT A SHOCK AND A MOUTH FULL OF COCK BECAUSE ETHLYS A PRE-OP TRANNY.

[maty j 6]

LOL

[CarraghsGem 92]

mary had a little lamb and tied it to a pylon,

a 1000 volts went up its bum and turned its wool to nylon.

 

 

I love Po,

Po loves me

I tied Dipsy to a tree

and i shot Tinkie winky in the head

sorry La la, Dipsy's dead.

[roebuck220 80]

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard, To fetch her poor dog a bone

 

As she bent over the dog took over and gave her a bone of his own.

[lord of the fens 23]

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little b*****d.

 

Mary had a little lamb,

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

 

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb NFBSK!"

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses and all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

 

Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

 

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

 

There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car

[lord of the fens 23]

Song a song of siphilis,

A c**t full of crabs,

4 and 20 ulcers,

Covered in scabs,

When the scabs were opened,

The c**t began to sing,

Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in?

 

There was an old man of Tagore

Whose tool was a yard long or more,

So he wore the damn thing

In a surgical sling

To keep it from wiping the floor.

 

There once was a young man from Kent,

Whose c**k was so long that it bent.

When starting to screw,

It folded in two.

And instead of cuming, he went.

 

There was a young man from St Ives,

Whose balls were of two different sizes.

The one was so small,

It was no ball at all.

But the other, it won several prizes.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Whose c**k was so long he could suck it.

He said quite crass,

As he lubed up his a**.

At last, I've found a place I can tuck it.

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

This is what Earth and TopNotch sing to each other over the phone -

 

I'm not a queer but my boyfriend is, do da, do da,

I'm not a queer but my boyfriend is, do da do da day!

[Aaron_butcher 17]

Zippy and bungle went to the jungle having alot of fun,

zippy got silly then cut off his willy and shoved it up bungles bum!

[lord of the fens 23]

In the jungle with George and Bungle with zippy on the drums.....

Geffreys swimming with naked woman showing off his bum.........

[DogMagic 461]

Mary had a little pig, it just kept on grunting. She put her DMs on and kicked its f*****g c**t in!