Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked ,"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggermad 154 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackie Joe 6 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I know how he feels mate. I'm knackered. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogsbollocks58 36 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 ah ah ah ah :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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