clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 lmfao u lot make me laff. no 3 some she would not get in the bed my missis told her off she is not aloud near the xbox and if you seen it you would shit it as for jeramy kyle id kick that b*****d so hard in the nuts he would need a hoover to suck his love spuds back out from inside him self Dont tell me Jeremy whooped you at Fifa tae........... no he would not stand a chance and im not a fifa fan am one of they sad fuckers that play halo and cod Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmycent Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 funnyist thing i read on hear n a while. classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 lmfao u lot make me laff. no 3 some she would not get in the bed my missis told her off she is not aloud near the xbox and if you seen it you would shit it as for jeramy kyle id kick that b*****d so hard in the nuts he would need a hoover to suck his love spuds back out from inside him self Dont tell me Jeremy whooped you at Fifa tae........... no he would not stand a chance and im not a fifa fan am one of they sad fuckers that play halo and cod Try Fifa then.....sounds like your f*****g pish at they 2.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cleanspade 3,324 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone Aye pal, the old 'Stand back and set the wife on her' approach! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 (edited) my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence Edited September 27, 2010 by clabby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence And we'll have less of that for a start or i'll be down personnally to stick my own sausage right in your egg...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence And we'll have less of that for a start or i'll be down personnally to stick my own sausage right in your egg...... lmfao lab u legond am laffin that much im crying and topnotch have a go all you want she would probs apreciate it just dnt spunk in her mouth she may take it as a offer to eat yer bord sword Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cleanspade 3,324 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence you keep talking about her big fat arse. i think you want her clabby. you would do her over your x box. go on admit it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackie Joe 6 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence And we'll have less of that for a start or i'll be down personnally to stick my own sausage right in your egg...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 my misses told her off. see you did shit it. no shame in that mate. i shit it from all women.over 13 stone she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence you keep talking about her big fat arse. i think you want her clabby. you would do her over your x box. go on admit it. shame on you :piggy: :sick: and thats all i have to say on that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylark 3 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 ...i have told her i made her last boy friend cry for turning my xbox off... You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... i get quite upset about people coming in and turning the xbox off after i have had a hard day anoys me more when its some fat lazy twat that aint got a f*****g job and they telling me to do some thing constructive its like f**k off get off yer lazy f*****g ass and find a b***%*d f*****g job ya cheep c**t Come on clabby when you on Jeremy Kyle then......... And I can reveal that the lie detector test showed that you........ did dip the sausage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 PLEASE TELL ME MORE IM HAVING A BIT OF ''TROUSER MOVEMENT'' THINKING OF HER MASIV CHEEK'S SQUASHING THE FUCKKING LIFE OUT OF ME clabby just PM'd me, she's a black Islamic immigrant from Poland.. Sounds like your type of girl TN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 PLEASE TELL ME MORE IM HAVING A BIT OF ''TROUSER MOVEMENT'' THINKING OF HER MASIV CHEEK'S SQUASHING THE FUCKKING LIFE OUT OF ME u ever seen the film teeth well i spect she has internal fanny teeth and her belly is like a memory foam matress and she would let you f**k her belly button for a pork ball Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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