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Commonwealth Games organisers have categorically denied that the games are to be cancelled.In spite of squalid living conditions ,a dirty diseased populus,the constant threat of violence,high probability of terrorist attack and sub standard sporting facilities, the Scottish Goverment insist that the Glasgow 2014 will go ahead as planned

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I woke up this morning at 8 am and i could just smell something was wrong .Got downstairs and the Wife was collapsed face down on the Kitchen floor ,not breathing ,i panicked ,didn't know what to do ............. Then i remembered McDonalds serve breakfast untill 10.30

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As a family ,were trying to keep up with technology.So i bought my son a iPod,my daughter an iPhone and myself an iPad . I felt sorry for the wife so i bought her an iRon ,and thats when it all fecking kicked off . What a ungrateful bitch !.

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I woke up this morning at 8 am and i could just smell something was wrong .Got downstairs and the Wife was collapsed face down on the Kitchen floor ,not breathing ,i panicked ,didn't know what to do ............. Then i remembered McDonalds serve breakfast untill 10.30

 

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