BOOK OF EXCUSES

[foxlamper80 28]

she couldn't catch a hare in a phone box , shell be some pup when her tail grows

[tag 29]

i thought i heard a car coming .... so i called him off it ..................

[lurchermania 25]

ha i had a lad tell in me hid dog was scared because last tine a rabbit clawed him and ripped his nose lol and if i remember rightly i left the lad and the dog stood in the feild while i went and done some propper lamping hahaha

[AL BUNDY 45]

the dogs not been out much as iam on thl 24/7.

[cramp 4]

that f*****g bat flew in the beam and put him off (no the dog is shite was the reply) he never came again (NODDY)

[nasher1 258]

Out with a fella and his dog on the lamp, dog was sh**e "well she's really a daytime dog". Out a couple of weeks later during the day for a mooch, dog was sh**e "well shes more of a lamping dog".

[Simoman 110]

I must be a lucky man, I stay with my friends and if a dog puts in a shite display, theres or mine we accept it as that, a shite display............

[sighthound1811 6]

its been raining an hes not used to running on wet ground!!!! we stay in scotland were it rains about 11 1/2 months of the year lol....

[sthelens hunter 73]

the dogs not been out much as iam on thl 24/7.

cracker

[Tyla 3,179]

I must be a lucky man, I stay with my friends and if a dog puts in a shite display, theres or mine we accept it as that, a shite display............

 

[Guest dances]

Mine is he dont like running in front of strangers.

 

 

dont know whats the matter with him

 

 

Heard this one so many times.

 

 

" It's never done that before"

 

these are the usual in plymouth lol

[cookie 2 8]

mine is she new she catch it. thats why she stoped to let it get away and they say core ya bitch is yappin. i say yer she does that to make em run farster i tell em were im taking ya next there make em haha

that ones a belter that like mate am gan use it the next time my dog yaps ha ha .

[welshnutter69 78]

"hes having an off night"

"he doesnt like to work in front of other dogs"

"doesnt bother running if its to far, he knows theres no point"

 

all used by the same bloke

[BIG_SLIM 17]

She's just come off pups..... Why is she out then

[whin 463]

had some ive told them to put back in car as dog was not firt enough or ille hold mines to get ures achance or you take some twat out your dogs got the big rabbit tied up and he slips afresh dog in no good ,never had to many exuses as i dont suffer eejits