BOOK OF EXCUSES

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HOW MANY DOGS HAVE YOU SEEN THAT THE OWNER HAS MADE EXCUSES WHY THE DOG NOT UP TO THE JOB.....THE BEST ONE THAT IVE HEARD IS THE DOGS MOODY AND ONLY DOS IT WHEN IT WANTS TO........NO NAMES JUST THE CRACK........DONT BE SCARED...

[mattyg 1,862]

my dogs are shite.......thats the excuse i usually use! well not really an excuse more of a truth...

[troter58 1,711]

must be the wifes fed it again//

[Irish Lurcher 1,013]

Mine is he dont like running in front of strangers.

[DottyDoo 500]

dont know whats the matter with him

[freem 25]

The best i heard was "sure how do ye expect him to run in the rain?"

[ian 1 36]

i knew someone who had a dog that when he never went in to something he used to say the dog got a toothache

[Butler 396]

Heard this one so many times.

 

 

" It's never done that before"

[Richie10 345]

i knew someone who had a dog that when he never went in to something he used to say the dog got a toothache

 

Ha Ha! Excellent!

 

Will have to use that one!

[tag 29]

its how you lamped it ........

[hullhunter 219]

the best one ive come across is ''your bitch must be in season'' every time i go out with him :wallbash:

to be fair i just engoy my bitch running rings roung his dog.

and an other one they tell you on the way how fit there dog is them when you get there and there dog is running wank they tell you they havent been doing much with it :laugh:

[stealthy1 3,964]

Dazled by the lamp

[lurcher lass 9]

"Oh he's not trying tonight" is the worst i've heard

[slips 114]

mine is she new she catch it. thats why she stoped to let it get away and they say core ya bitch is yappin. i say yer she does that to make em run farster i tell em were im taking ya next there make em haha

[iceman001979 1,316]

shit l have took my mates dog instead off my own the back light in the yard broke cant see what am taking out off the pen