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The only thing I really want in a woman is ME!!!! :laugh:

 

I'm white but I can cum in any colour..... :toast:

 

Don't do fat birds though..... :D

 

u'll be struggling then,

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Ah, Jack, you know the score here in sunny happy old Leeds!!! :laugh:

 

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That was never proved.... :blink:

 

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this time

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All I did was offer a puppy, then some sweets, then a trip to the pics, then go at the fair...??? OK, this may have been repeated over many months but i swear to god that the request of a BJ was purely ment to be platonic!!!!

FFS!!! Some people, honest to feck!!!! :angel:

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f*****g hell.....no wonder your having a few problems, your a bit of a howler

Hunting is not for women they’ve joined a baking forum and rightly so 

Just done at a time when you could have a laugh on here bud,shame it ain't the same any more to be honest..

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! :tongue2:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

And says "down boy its only me!"

 

 

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! :tongue2:

 

well you cant beat a liner :laugh::laugh:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

f**k off, there is never enough grooming here :laugh:

In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department...

My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message :laugh:

 

 

:kiss: my big sister has just joined the ranks of the single!! :kiss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

problem is shes anti hunting, has 4 kids and has a tendancy to marry a guy just before she ditches him :blink:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! :tongue2:

 

well you cant beat a liner :laugh::laugh:

 

Well i will take your word on that, personally i dont think i am old enough to need one of those yet, in fact to tell the truth, these old age devices that make your life a little more dignified are best left to those that are in the know. :tongue2:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! :tongue2:

 

well you cant beat a liner :laugh::laugh:

 

Well i will take your word on that, personally i dont think i am old enough to need one of those yet, in fact to tell the truth, these old age devices that make your life a little more dignified are best left to those that are in the know. :tongue2:

 

Who you trying to kid .. your as old as gods dog :tongue2::laugh:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

 

i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: :laugh:

I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! :tongue2:

 

well you cant beat a liner :laugh::laugh:

 

Well i will take your word on that, personally i dont think i am old enough to need one of those yet, in fact to tell the truth, these old age devices that make your life a little more dignified are best left to those that are in the know. :tongue2:

 

Who you trying to kid .. your as old as gods dog :tongue2::laugh:

 

You cheeky f**k, i am not a day older than 21

Blimey, if you were that bit closer i would come round and put you over my knee, but i know you would enjoy that too much, you kinky bitch :laugh:

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

f**k off, there is never enough grooming here :laugh:

In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department...

My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message :laugh:

 

 

:kiss: my big sister has just joined the ranks of the single!! :kiss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

problem is shes anti hunting, has 4 kids and has a tendancy to marry a guy just before she ditches him :blink:

 

Whats your thinking? I shag her, she dumps me, you take over, you shag me? :laugh:

Why not just cut out the middle man?

 

Shag direct.com

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wat about these men with big pot bellies of larger lol

 

And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! :laugh:

 

I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! :tongue2:

 

shut it you :tongue2: we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet?

 

f**k off, there is never enough grooming here :laugh:

In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department...

My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message :laugh:

 

 

:kiss: my big sister has just joined the ranks of the single!! :kiss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

problem is shes anti hunting, has 4 kids and has a tendancy to marry a guy just before she ditches him :blink:

 

Whats your thinking? I shag her, she dumps me, you take over, you shag me? :laugh:

Why not just cut out the middle man?

 

Shag direct.com

 

nah, i dont share guys with my sis + i dont want her leftovers..........

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