wetdogsmell 99 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 im just thankful im not looking for anyone going by a few of the guys on here, they keep going on about how theres few attractive women in hunting but ive only seen 1 fella at any of the gamefairs who id get him drunk and take advantage of him......... (if i was single ) but would he knock you back? pic pls i dont think hes single! and hes on here so i wont say no more....... + as for if he'd knock me back...... hes a hard guy to read......... a natural flirt so i wouldnt wish to hazard a guess what he'd do! (and many guys are scared of me) we both know your talking about me and i'm not afraid of you (unless you have a cock) youve caught me! now dye that ginger beard black and we'll have sex in the bushes i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself, and i'd go to ground on you no bother, i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Heres a picture of Catcher1. He was too bashfull to put it up. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself, and i'd go to ground on you no bother, i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig Thats nothing. I heard she likes to double up (sometimes even triple), and this has led to it being trenched on more than one occasion. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 im just thankful im not looking for anyone going by a few of the guys on here, they keep going on about how theres few attractive women in hunting but ive only seen 1 fella at any of the gamefairs who id get him drunk and take advantage of him......... (if i was single ) but would he knock you back? pic pls i dont think hes single! and hes on here so i wont say no more....... + as for if he'd knock me back...... hes a hard guy to read......... a natural flirt so i wouldnt wish to hazard a guess what he'd do! (and many guys are scared of me) we both know your talking about me and i'm not afraid of you (unless you have a cock) youve caught me! now dye that ginger beard black and we'll have sex in the bushes i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself, and i'd go to ground on you no bother, i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig i dont mind if you hang yourself........... after all theres no laws against necrophillia are there? :kiss: i can dye that ginger beard black while your still kicking and jerking at the end of the rope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 im just thankful im not looking for anyone going by a few of the guys on here, they keep going on about how theres few attractive women in hunting but ive only seen 1 fella at any of the gamefairs who id get him drunk and take advantage of him......... (if i was single ) but would he knock you back? pic pls i dont think hes single! and hes on here so i wont say no more....... + as for if he'd knock me back...... hes a hard guy to read......... a natural flirt so i wouldnt wish to hazard a guess what he'd do! (and many guys are scared of me) we both know your talking about me and i'm not afraid of you (unless you have a cock) youve caught me! now dye that ginger beard black and we'll have sex in the bushes i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself, and i'd go to ground on you no bother, i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig i dont mind if you hang yourself........... after all theres no laws against necrophillia are there? :kiss: i can dye that ginger beard black while your still kicking and jerking at the end of the rope look theres no point fighting it, its just fate, i know you want me and keep thinking of me,(everytime you see a potato) lets just get it over with, i'll even hold hands afterwards, can't say any fairer than that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 im just thankful im not looking for anyone going by a few of the guys on here, they keep going on about how theres few attractive women in hunting but ive only seen 1 fella at any of the gamefairs who id get him drunk and take advantage of him......... (if i was single ) but would he knock you back? pic pls i dont think hes single! and hes on here so i wont say no more....... + as for if he'd knock me back...... hes a hard guy to read......... a natural flirt so i wouldnt wish to hazard a guess what he'd do! (and many guys are scared of me) we both know your talking about me and i'm not afraid of you (unless you have a cock) youve caught me! now dye that ginger beard black and we'll have sex in the bushes i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself, and i'd go to ground on you no bother, i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig i dont mind if you hang yourself........... after all theres no laws against necrophillia are there? :kiss: i can dye that ginger beard black while your still kicking and jerking at the end of the rope look theres no point fighting it, its just fate, i know you want me and keep thinking of me,(everytime you see a potato) lets just get it over with, i'll even hold hands afterwards, can't say any fairer than that nah... dont do holding hands afterwoulds.... i'll just tie you up put a gimp mask on you and sell you to the highest bidder.........£££££££££ :shok: oooooops did i type that out loud? irish lurcher has even been kind enough to put a reserve bid of 1euro on the table Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 nah... dont do holding hands afterwoulds.... i'll just tie you up put a gimp mask on you and sell you to the highest bidder.........£££££££££ :shok: oooooops did i type that out loud? irish lurcher has even been kind enough to put a reserve bid of 1euro on the table why would irish lurcher pay for it when he's getting it for free? 1 euro is a lot better than i thought i'd make, with this economic crisis we're in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john5 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 whoever told you the irish are charming was lying! go to dublin and see how unromantic their chat up lines are they are very charming , i learned a lot of my chat-up lines from the irish 1/ do you f**k on the first date ? 2/ does your afather own a brewery ? 3/ and this is the best , get your coat love , you've been pulled so they are both charming and cultured Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 (edited) nah... dont do holding hands afterwoulds.... i'll just tie you up put a gimp mask on you and sell you to the highest bidder.........£££££££££ :shok: oooooops did i type that out loud? irish lurcher has even been kind enough to put a reserve bid of 1euro on the table why would irish lurcher pay for it when he's getting it for free? 1 euro is a lot better than i thought i'd make, with this economic crisis we're in ahh but this way he gets to pimp you out to ALL his friends...... even the really ugly ones with no teeth :crazy: :sick: , its a recession and the only thing the goverment cant seem to tax is prostitution...... what can i say.... sex sells !!!! Edited September 22, 2010 by CarraghsGem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 f*****g hell.....no wonder your having a few problems, your a bit of a howler i nearly shit myself when i read that ...fooking chuckling me head off.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john5 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 (edited) here you go hollie , wonder how many of them dare put a picture up http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/Gunpictures0004.jpg Edited September 22, 2010 by john5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tramp1 4 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 here you go hollie , wonder how many of them dare put a picture up http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/Gunpictures0004.jpg JOHN5.... IT SHOULD B JOHN500 U LOOK OLDER THAN THAT BOAT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 here you go hollie , wonder how many of them dare put a picture up http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/Gunpictures0004.jpg JOHN5.... IT SHOULD B JOHN500 U LOOK OLDER THAN THAT BOAT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john5 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 here you go hollie , wonder how many of them dare put a picture up http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/Gunpictures0004.jpg JOHN5.... IT SHOULD B JOHN500 U LOOK OLDER THAN THAT BOAT hey ive got the picture of my sister your dating http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/uglydog27.jpg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tramp1 4 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 here you go hollie , wonder how many of them dare put a picture up http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/Gunpictures0004.jpg JOHN5.... IT SHOULD B JOHN500 U LOOK OLDER THAN THAT BOAT hey ive got the picture of my sister your dating http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss236/johnstock_2009/uglydog27.jpg AV SHAGGED WORSE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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