MuttleMcTuttle 21 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Okay be easy on me Boys.. :kiss: camper than a row of tents funny as f**k, nearly fell off sofa when i seen this I see nothing funny... Pretty boys turn into handsome men, and if you find one who is articulate, polite, and caring, grab him while he's stil young and cute Okay, so even if he does turn out to be gay he can still be your best friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,881 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Okay be easy on me Boys.. :kiss: camper than a row of tents funny as f**k, nearly fell off sofa when i seen this I see nothing funny... Pretty boys turn into handsome men, and if you find one who is articulate, polite, and caring, grab him while he's stil young and cute Okay, so even if he does turn out to be gay he can still be your best friend I was once labled a prettyboy not sure bout the handsome bit but the women like me Till they get past the sex :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borat 8 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 (edited) Romance on the cards then hollie Borat your not bad looking but you look to much of a pretty boy to me, i couldn't see you out in the field in the cold and rain and you probably have a better beauty product range than myself And before you say it no i am not a macho looking MUNTER either as you seem to like using that word alot and i think that's rude.... Oh dear I've been told off by collie/grey.. , still it's all okay to call me a Gay boy on here.. Thing is, I'm always out in the cold and rain as a Under keeper, with the rain running down the crack of my arse.. I start a new job as a forester soon, and I'm heavily involved in running my deerhound/greyhound, rifle shooting, helping my folks training gundogs, etc.. That's my resume.. I only dress up when I go to Italy, as I try to compete with the 100% Italians.. So any nice females (Munters included)into fieldsports PM.. Edited September 29, 2010 by Borat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,881 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Romance on the cards then hollie Borat your not bad looking but you look to much of a pretty boy to me, i couldn't see you out in the field in the cold and rain and you probably have a better beauty product range than myself And before you say it no i am not a macho looking MUNTER either as you seem to like using that word alot and i think that's rude.... Oh dear I've been told off by collie/grey.. , still it's all okay to call me a Gay boy on here.. Thing is, I'm always out in the cold and rain as a Under keeper, with the rain running down the crack of my arse.. I start a new job as a forester soon, and I'm heavily involved in running my deerhound/greyhound, rifle shooting, helping my folks training gundogs, etc.. That's my resume.. I only dress up when I go to Italy, as I try to compete with the 100% Italians.. So any nice females (Munters included)into fieldsports PM.. flex darling :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 There is a requirement to dress up in Italy. I was in Rome on holiday a couple of years ago and stuck out like a sore thumb in my jeans and checked shirts. Strangest thing I saw was an Italian man wearing a pashmina. The women seem to love the whole Italian thing though, so I wouldn't really worry about it Borat. I'm sure you will be beating them off with a shitty stick soon enough. Just hope you aren't as offensive to their faces as on the internet. That kind of thing will get you a stilleto heel in the back of the head in Newcastle. Ug Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,881 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 There is a requirement to dress up in Italy. I was in Rome on holiday a couple of years ago and stuck out like a sore thumb in my jeans and checked shirts. Strangest thing I saw was an Italian man wearing a pashmina. The women seem to love the whole Italian thing though, so I wouldn't really worry about it Borat. I'm sure you will be beating them off with a shitty stick soon enough. Just hope you aren't as offensive to their faces as on the internet. That kind of thing will get you a stilleto heel in the back of the head in Newcastle. Ug or a bottle of dog in't face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borat 8 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 There is a requirement to dress up in Italy. I was in Rome on holiday a couple of years ago and stuck out like a sore thumb in my jeans and checked shirts. Strangest thing I saw was an Italian man wearing a pashmina. The women seem to love the whole Italian thing though, so I wouldn't really worry about it Borat. I'm sure you will be beating them off with a shitty stick soon enough. Just hope you aren't as offensive to their faces as on the internet. That kind of thing will get you a stilleto heel in the back of the head in Newcastle. Ug I'm not really an offensive person.. Hence the smiley to signify a joke To be honest, the roughest place to go out in, and not a good idea to cause trouble is Naples ! My cousins always tell me to keep my head down and not get into bother.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 You are not wrong there. Last time I was in Newcastle, I had some 40+ lass in her daughter's dress start slapping my face (before moving onto punches to the body) because I said the wrong thing. Mind, she was a squaddies ex-wife so she probs was used to pushing blokes about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Okay be easy on me Boys.. :kiss: camper than a row of tents funny as f**k, nearly fell off sofa when i seen this I see nothing funny... Pretty boys turn into handsome men, and if you find one who is articulate, polite, and caring, grab him while he's stil young and cute Okay, so even if he does turn out to be gay he can still be your best friend im not that patient and he's way too young for my taste........ ive a good (straight) friend he's 50, he looked gay at borats age, still looks and sounds gay now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Don't you know Gem, patience is a virtue... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Don't you know Gem, patience is a virtue... woman dont no the meaning mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Don't you know Gem, patience is a virtue... not in that case! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Thats the problem with chat/text I find, it is difficult to convey sarcasm and humour accurately. Marseille in the south of France is pretty nasty in places as well. Medicine Hat in Alberta can get quite rough at times as well. It was Hells Angels weekend last month, and the whole town was put out of bounds. Medicine Hat Citiy Police are allowed to use 1 level of force higher than they are attacked with (ie if you try to punch them they will taser you, come at them with a broken bottle/knife and they shoot). I expect most armed European police forces are similar. Have you done much hunting in Italy Borat? Ug Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Buttermilk Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I don't think you look gay Borat....I think you look handsome and typically Italian. I lived in Italy when I did my gap year and all Italian men are very stylish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borat 8 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 (edited) Thats the problem with chat/text I find, it is difficult to convey sarcasm and humour accurately. Marseille in the south of France is pretty nasty in places as well. Medicine Hat in Alberta can get quite rough at times as well. It was Hells Angels weekend last month, and the whole town was put out of bounds. Medicine Hat Citiy Police are allowed to use 1 level of force higher than they are attacked with (ie if you try to punch them they will taser you, come at them with a broken bottle/knife and they shoot). I expect most armed European police forces are similar. Have you done much hunting in Italy Borat? Ug No problem Ug.. I've been on a couple of driven Wild Boar shoots in the Appenines and a little Red Legged Partridge/Pheasant shooting over Pointers/Setters.. One thing I found funny was that "us" in the UK prefer the continental HPR breeds, but in Italia English Setter/English Pointer seems the dog of choice for all work. Edited September 29, 2010 by Borat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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