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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

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f*****g hell.....no wonder your having a few problems, your a bit of a howler

Hunting is not for women they’ve joined a baking forum and rightly so 

Just done at a time when you could have a laugh on here bud,shame it ain't the same any more to be honest..

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

 

You forgot brown..... :whistling:

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

Are you just listing your qualities here then..... :hmm:

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

Are you just listing your qualities here then..... :hmm:

 

 

all i will say is my wife is PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFECT ;)

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

Are you just listing your qualities here then..... :hmm:

 

 

all i will say is my wife is PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFECT ;)

I can second that............. :whistling:

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

Are you just listing your qualities here then..... :hmm:

 

 

all i will say is my wife is PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFECT ;)

 

 

I thought my ex was perfect.. Untill she pissed off back to Denmark.. :angel:

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:toast: 30 pages, Any romances yet people :kiss:

 

I crashed and burned on the first one.... :tongue2:

 

 

Maybe you should try again then ;):tongue2:

 

 

 

 

:laugh: Who would you reccomend that i hit on?

Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!

 

 

Our Graham..............:laugh: priceless

 

'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy :thumbs:

 

first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

Are you just listing your qualities here then..... :hmm:

 

 

all i will say is my wife is PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFECT ;)

 

 

I thought my ex was perfect.. Untill she pissed off back to Denmark.. :angel:

 

 

wish my ex(NOT WIFE!!!!!!!!)went with her!!

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Are none of you's normal on here .. dont you like good conversation over a drink or a meal :icon_eek:

 

if this is what singles like i can see me staying single :laugh: :laugh:

 

I'm normal. Really, I am.

 

My doc tells me every day how normal I am now. He's a lovely man and his coat is always soooo white. He says if I stop tring to bite him, he may take some of the restraints off and I may even be allowed to feed myself again soon although only with a plastic spoon.

 

Must say, I am getting a bit bored with mashed bannana through a straw....

 

Don't ask me how I am typing this but my nurse (the pretty one...) calls me Clever Dick.

 

Cheers!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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first things first..

 

who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

spit?

swollow?

blows bubbles?

I f**k on First dates ,i mean i would f**k you with my strap on young man until you learn some manners and respect ,yes and you would swallow ,blow bubbles and mow the lawn naked with a chainsaw sticking out of your ass. :feck:

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Are none of you's normal on here .. dont you like good conversation over a drink or a meal :icon_eek:

 

if this is what singles like i can see me staying single :laugh: :laugh:

 

I'm normal. Really, I am.

 

My doc tells me every day how normal I am now. He's a lovely man and his coat is always soooo white. He says if I stop tring to bite him, he may take some of the restraints off and I may even be allowed to feed myself again soon although only with a plastic spoon.

 

Must say, I am getting a bit bored with mashed bannana through a straw....

 

Don't ask me how I am typing this but my nurse (the pretty one...) calls me Clever Dick.

 

Cheers!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

 

Never mind you fit in on here ok :laugh: :laugh:

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